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Useless Hyperbole

by John Cole|  February 25, 20051:32 pm| 4 Comments

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I found this at ‘Informed Comment’:

AP reports that the one-day total for war-related violence in Iraq, including the police station bombing in Tikrit reported here yesterday morning, came to 30. That is about 11,000 persons a year if the rate were constant and extrapolated out. In fact, the wire services manage to report only a fraction of daily deaths from war-related violence. And, of course there is a sense in which a lot of the murders are an indirect result of the poor security produced by the guerrilla war.

I was sick three days last week. That means I will be sick 150+ days this year if the rate remains constant and is extrapolated out.

Close to 3,000 people were killed on September 11th. That is over a million people a year if the rate remains constant and extrapolated out.

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  1. 1.

    RW

    February 25, 2005 at 3:44 pm

    I took a dump this morning. If that was extrapolated out every hour for a year, I’d never be able to afford the toilet paper.

    What a fool.

  2. 2.

    Barry

    February 25, 2005 at 9:22 pm

    Hmmmm. Let’s check – how many times has a 9/11-type or magnitude of incident happened?

    In Iraq, how often do bombings and firefights happen?

  3. 3.

    CadillaqJaq

    February 25, 2005 at 9:26 pm

    Some years ago between wives/divorces, I indulged in sex during one 24 hour period with three different woman.

    That is about 1,095 different women “a year if the rate were constant and extrapolated out.”

    God! I should live so long!

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  1. Outside The Beltway says:
    February 25, 2005 at 7:06 pm

    Professorial Innumeracy

    John Cole points out a particularly uninformed comment by Juan Cole:

    AP reports that the one-day total for war-related violence in Iraq, including the police station bombing in Tikrit reported here yesterday morning, came to 30. That is about 11,000…

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