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Happy Easter

by John Cole|  March 27, 200512:02 pm| 4 Comments

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Have a good one. Lot of passion and hot tempers and hyperbole and hyperventilating this week. Remember what is important.

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  1. 1.

    GC

    March 27, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    Happy Easter to you too.

  2. 2.

    LHM

    March 27, 2005 at 12:18 pm

    Happy Easter!

  3. 3.

    Ron Phelps

    March 27, 2005 at 5:17 pm

    whats that..
    what is important.

    No more killing in democracys name?
    No more politicians who lie lie lie?
    No more religious nuts pretending they have brains?

  4. 4.

    Kazairl

    March 29, 2005 at 5:11 pm

    Ahhhh Easter. One gets to chase a hopping fertility symbol as they pretend to celebrate Chirst’s death. Who wouldn’t love finding little pagan sex symbols and paying homage to the pagan goddess Eastre all in christ’s name?

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