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One of Those Days

by John Cole|  March 28, 200512:31 pm| 7 Comments

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Woke up this morning and the ceiling in my kitchen had partially collapsed and the entire kitchen was a wet soggy mess. Fortunately, it was from the water heater upstairs, and not their commode.

The, I went outside to the car to run some errands, and the battery was dead.

Fabulous.

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  1. 1.

    Decided FenceSitter

    March 28, 2005 at 12:33 pm

    So yer saying it’s Monday? Good luck with the rest of your day/week.

  2. 2.

    Matthew Cromer

    March 28, 2005 at 1:47 pm

    You’re having a hell of a lot better day than the Schindler family. Imagine watching the skin split open as blood oozes out of your daughter’s eyes and mouth.

  3. 3.

    Craig Press

    March 28, 2005 at 3:48 pm

    Somebody is having a case of the Mondays. (Said with a frowny face.)

  4. 4.

    sean

    March 28, 2005 at 4:49 pm

    “Imagine watching the skin split open as blood oozes out of your daughter’s eyes and mouth”

    yes he would have to imagine it. as would the Schindlers since that isn’t what is happening.

  5. 5.

    Joe

    March 28, 2005 at 5:07 pm

    Fortunately, sean was able to peek into Terri’s room and witness the first-ever ‘beautiful’ death by dehydration.

  6. 6.

    Mark

    March 28, 2005 at 10:38 pm

    That’s why I live on the top floor. :-)

  7. 7.

    Rob Roy Fingerhead

    March 29, 2005 at 9:28 am

    One of Those Days

    Instant karma’s gonna get you…

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