Not much to say today, but I would appreciate it if someone would explain to me what ‘non-genital’ sex is.
Have I been missing out on something all these years?
by John Cole| 26 Comments
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Not much to say today, but I would appreciate it if someone would explain to me what ‘non-genital’ sex is.
Have I been missing out on something all these years?
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Axien
At a guess, anything that doesn’t involve penitration? If that’s not it, I have no clue.
timekeeper
I think he is referring to any sexual act that does not include the genitals of both participants. Article 125 of the UCMJ reads:
sidereal
Dunno, but that entry about punctuation order you’re linking to sure is anal.
Quiddity
Heavy petting.
aw
Since when is a mouth not a sexual organ?
Shinobi
Is that like Faith F*cking? http://www.absinenceonly.com
oh… clearly not, Dur, reading is hard.
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Veeshir
From the context, I would guess that “non-genital” sex is the kind Wonkette likes.
They are talking about homosexuals after all.
Andrew J. Lazarus
Yes, John, I’m afraid you have been missing something.
Jon Henke
Not sure, but as a guess, I’d speculate that non-genital sex is “not nearly as good”.
That help?
M. Scott Eiland
Has someone been letting Bill Clinton write dictionary entries again?
Rick
WTF? Is Balloon Juice becoming Ace of Spades HQ-lite, or something?
Cordially…
Wrye
Ah, euphemisms. So tempting, so unhelpful.
ppgaz
For reasons I do not completely understand, and may regret later …I decided to take the question seriously. I read the cited material, and ….
My parse of it holds that NG (acronym pun intended) Sex is activity which does not involve genital-genital, uh, stuff, between participants. At least one partner is offering up a nongenital point of contact.
Now, to the real meaning of this, the pith, if you will: Who gives a flying nongenital f__k?
Sorry, I think the question is begged.
John Cole
Rick-
I honestly had no idea what ‘non-gential’ sex was…
Still not sure why they call it that, because all the definitions offered up here involve someones genitals.
CadillaqJaq
I thought “non-genital” sex was a naked Barbie and Ken in the same toy box…
Rick
John,
Not that I’m wanting to know too much about this subject, but perhaps–apropos Ace of Spades HQ– it involves “squeakholes,” along with fruits, vegetables, personal massagers, and little rodents.
Cordially…
Jon H
Well, it’s a puzzlement as to what, exactly, was meant.
Given the probable gender of the author (male) I suspect it means sex where the guy’s wingwang goes in something other than the woman’s hoo-hah.
However, strictly speaking, an example of non-genital sex would likely include things like …
(sensitive persons should avert their eyes here)
ass-to-ass dildo use, or perhaps anal fisting.
..
..
(okay, you can look again)
JG
non genital sex would be Bush and Prince Abdullah holding hands while strolling through tall grass in Texas.
Rick
JG,
LOL! Or maybe Katie Couric interviews of either all-growed-up Clinton.
Cordially…
Rick
JG,
I hope your witty remark launches a thousand bon mots on this thread, because it gives play to imagery a bit more uplifting than, say, Jon H. provided.
Non-genital sex: mainstream media coverage of John McCain.
C’mon, Juicers–flex those funnybones.
Cordially…
Birkel
OT-Sorry in advance.
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John Cole,
Wondering if you caught the C-SPAN sit down Russert did with Scalia, O’Connor and Breyer. They discussed the rhetoric of politicians and the court system.
I don’t think your point made out well in that discussion.
JG
didn’t Bill O’reilly get sued over some non-genital sex?
Jim Anchower
http://www.electablog.com/oharm.html
Discuss.
bago
non-genital sex has been outlawed! Now what will they do at the strip clubs?
Dave Munger
My brain when straight to oral/anal. People have been known to “finish” from that.