Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

“More of this”, i said to the dog.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

I really should read my own blog.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Americans barely caring about Afghanistan is so last month.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

After roe, women are no longer free.

Let’s finish the job.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

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  1. 1.

    Axien

    At a guess, anything that doesn’t involve penitration? If that’s not it, I have no clue.

  8. 8.

    Veeshir

    From the context, I would guess that “non-genital” sex is the kind Wonkette likes.

    They are talking about homosexuals after all.

  10. 10.

    Jon Henke

    Not much to say today, but I would appreciate it if someone would explain to me what ‘non-genital’ sex is.

    Not sure, but as a guess, I’d speculate that non-genital sex is “not nearly as good”.

    That help?

  14. 14.

    ppgaz

    For reasons I do not completely understand, and may regret later …I decided to take the question seriously. I read the cited material, and ….

    My parse of it holds that NG (acronym pun intended) Sex is activity which does not involve genital-genital, uh, stuff, between participants. At least one partner is offering up a nongenital point of contact.

    Now, to the real meaning of this, the pith, if you will: Who gives a flying nongenital f__k?

    Sorry, I think the question is begged.

  15. 15.

    John Cole

    Rick-

    I honestly had no idea what ‘non-gential’ sex was…

    Still not sure why they call it that, because all the definitions offered up here involve someones genitals.

  16. 16.

    CadillaqJaq

    I thought “non-genital” sex was a naked Barbie and Ken in the same toy box…

  17. 17.

    Rick

    John,

    Not that I’m wanting to know too much about this subject, but perhaps–apropos Ace of Spades HQ– it involves “squeakholes,” along with fruits, vegetables, personal massagers, and little rodents.

    Cordially…

  18. 18.

    Jon H

    Well, it’s a puzzlement as to what, exactly, was meant.

    Given the probable gender of the author (male) I suspect it means sex where the guy’s wingwang goes in something other than the woman’s hoo-hah.

    However, strictly speaking, an example of non-genital sex would likely include things like …

    (sensitive persons should avert their eyes here)

    ass-to-ass dildo use, or perhaps anal fisting.

    ..

    ..

    (okay, you can look again)

  19. 19.

    JG

    non genital sex would be Bush and Prince Abdullah holding hands while strolling through tall grass in Texas.

  21. 21.

    Rick

    JG,

    I hope your witty remark launches a thousand bon mots on this thread, because it gives play to imagery a bit more uplifting than, say, Jon H. provided.

    Non-genital sex: mainstream media coverage of John McCain.

    C’mon, Juicers–flex those funnybones.

    Cordially…

  22. 22.

    Birkel

    OT-Sorry in advance.

    *****************************

    John Cole,

    Wondering if you caught the C-SPAN sit down Russert did with Scalia, O’Connor and Breyer. They discussed the rhetoric of politicians and the court system.

    I don’t think your point made out well in that discussion.

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