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by John Cole|  April 27, 20059:15 pm| 2 Comments

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Double Heh.

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    Mr Furious

    April 27, 2005 at 10:59 pm

    Good one.

    If you enjoy Super Friends humor you have to check out this site.

    Be warned, you can waste plenty of time over there…

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    April 27, 2005 at 9:31 pm

    Exam Study Break

    Tonights break from cramming for next Wednesday’s final is brought to us via John Cole: I am Batman….

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