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Greatest Line Ever

by John Cole|  May 7, 20056:39 pm| 2 Comments

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From Blog Nashville:

“You can’t call a son-of-a-bitch a son-of-a-bitch without calling him a son-of-a-bitch.”

Wisdom to live by…

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2Comments

  1. 1.

    KC

    May 8, 2005 at 1:08 am

    This article kind of scared me:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/07/AR2005050701266.html

  2. 2.

    BumperStickerist

    May 8, 2005 at 5:40 am

    true –

    “Rommel – you magnificent so-and-so, I read your book!”

    doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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