Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

An unpunished coup is a training exercise.

Trump should be leading, not lying.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

He imagines himself as The Big Bad, Who Is Universally Feared… instead of The Big Jagoff, Who Is Universally Mocked.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Can we lighten up on the doomsday scenarios?

Giving up is unforgivable. ~Joe Biden

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it’s a trap.

Israel is using food as a weapon of war. Unforgivable.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

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  1. 1.

    John

    Nothing sums up our culture more than a piece of toast with the Runaway Bride’s visage selling for 16,000 bucks on eBay.

    God Bless America!!!

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    ppgaz

    While the toast sale is nutty, and the bidding for the toast even nuttier, and rather grotesque in its own wonderful way, the only thing I can say is ….

    I wish I’d thought of it! Sixteen grand would make a great down payment on that new 2005 Ford Mustang Shelby Cobra my wife won’t let me buy …..

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    JG

    Oh sure NOW its a big deal but when I posted about it in the ‘Microsoft to “Hutch”- F**K You’ post no one said a word. :)

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    Rachel Ann

    I’m working at the wrong job. I think I’ll join in on the fun and start selling stuff. Go see what I have available on my blog. ;-)

  8. 8.

    Slinky

    Looks to me like someone did a child-like drawing by scraping the toast with a sharp knife

  9. 9.

    CaseyL

    Damn. I’ve got to stop cleaning my windows: I’m sure to find a Jesus Streak on the glass. Or maybe I can deliberately ruin food, and find a Famous Person image in the mold.

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    Jon H

    It’s only a matter of time before someone finds a ‘Jesus streak’ in their underpants, and sells *those* for $16,000.

    (It’d be kinda fun, actually, to fake it with some art supplies and some new BVDs, and see what the response is.)

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    Rich

    The BIG QUESTION is…..what did you use to carve the “image”? I want to make one for myself and save $16,000! LOL!

    – Rich

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    Andrea

    The snow’s melted in lovely Newton, NJ, don’t you have something better to do now?–A former Newton resident

  13. 13.

    Andrea

    The snow’s melted in lovely Newton, NJ, don’t you have something better to do now?–A former Newton resident

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