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Jennifer Wilbanks Toast

by John Cole|  May 7, 200510:29 am| 18 Comments

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Currently the bidding for a piece of toast with the ‘likeness’ of Jennifer Wilbanks is up to 16,100.00

Dollars.

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  1. 1.

    John

    May 7, 2005 at 11:08 am

    Nothing sums up our culture more than a piece of toast with the Runaway Bride’s visage selling for 16,000 bucks on eBay.

    God Bless America!!!

  2. 2.

    Stormy70

    May 7, 2005 at 11:19 am

    I concur. I love this country!

  3. 3.

    ppgaz

    May 7, 2005 at 11:25 am

    While the toast sale is nutty, and the bidding for the toast even nuttier, and rather grotesque in its own wonderful way, the only thing I can say is ….

    I wish I’d thought of it! Sixteen grand would make a great down payment on that new 2005 Ford Mustang Shelby Cobra my wife won’t let me buy …..

  4. 4.

    Christie S.

    May 7, 2005 at 11:40 am

    LOL…Amen, brother John!

  5. 5.

    Kathy K

    May 7, 2005 at 12:45 pm

    LOL… Great stuff.

  6. 6.

    JG

    May 7, 2005 at 12:57 pm

    Oh sure NOW its a big deal but when I posted about it in the ‘Microsoft to “Hutch”- F**K You’ post no one said a word. :)

  7. 7.

    Rachel Ann

    May 7, 2005 at 1:14 pm

    I’m working at the wrong job. I think I’ll join in on the fun and start selling stuff. Go see what I have available on my blog. ;-)

  8. 8.

    Slinky

    May 7, 2005 at 1:31 pm

    Looks to me like someone did a child-like drawing by scraping the toast with a sharp knife

  9. 9.

    CaseyL

    May 8, 2005 at 1:54 pm

    Damn. I’ve got to stop cleaning my windows: I’m sure to find a Jesus Streak on the glass. Or maybe I can deliberately ruin food, and find a Famous Person image in the mold.

  10. 10.

    Jon H

    May 9, 2005 at 8:37 am

    It’s only a matter of time before someone finds a ‘Jesus streak’ in their underpants, and sells *those* for $16,000.

    (It’d be kinda fun, actually, to fake it with some art supplies and some new BVDs, and see what the response is.)

  11. 11.

    Rich

    May 9, 2005 at 5:44 pm

    The BIG QUESTION is…..what did you use to carve the “image”? I want to make one for myself and save $16,000! LOL!

    – Rich

  12. 12.

    Andrea

    May 11, 2005 at 6:10 pm

    The snow’s melted in lovely Newton, NJ, don’t you have something better to do now?–A former Newton resident

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    Andrea

    May 11, 2005 at 6:10 pm

    The snow’s melted in lovely Newton, NJ, don’t you have something better to do now?–A former Newton resident

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  1. On The Third Hand says:
    May 7, 2005 at 1:04 pm

    Only in America.

    Jennifer Wilbanks Toast

  2. Willow Tree says:
    May 7, 2005 at 1:13 pm

    I’m Selling

    A piece of Challah bitten by Kid Caesar (my dog). Opening bid at $10.00 (USD) plus shipping and handling. I do not guarantee the Challah (bitten by my dog Caesar) will arrive in unmolded condition. His saliva will most likely…

  3. Willow Tree says:
    May 7, 2005 at 1:13 pm

    I’m Selling

    A piece of Challah bitten by Kid Caesar (my dog). Opening bid at $10.00 (USD) plus shipping and handling. I do not guarantee the Challah (bitten by my dog Caesar) will arrive in unmolded condition. His saliva will most likely…

  4. Willow Tree says:
    May 7, 2005 at 1:15 pm

    I’m Selling

    A piece of Challah bitten by Kid Caesar (my dog). Opening bid at $10.00 (USD) plus shipping and handling. I do not guarantee the Challah (bitten by my dog Caesar) will arrive in unmolded condition. His saliva will most likely…

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