Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The jury literally has a bell they can ring to force Trump to show up on command. Greatest thing ever!

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” is supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

This country desperately needs a functioning Fourth Estate.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

Israel is using food as a weapon of war. Unforgivable.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

T R E 4 5 O N

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

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The Crazy Man of Morgantown

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My sister has the sweetest, mangiest, run-down old dog in the world named Irie, who is half beagle half white lab. She also has a 20 lb polydactyl cat named Sid, who is diabetic and requires special food and shots at certain times of the day. Sometimes, when my sister goes out of town, I watch them for her, which unsettles Tunch (my cat) for a couple of days, but otherwise it is really no problem.

Except when she forgets to bring a leash. The last time she was here, I went out and bought one, and when she picked Irie up, she took my leash with her. Today, she dropped him off and left before I discovered she had left no leash.

Why am I telling you this? Simple. Because if you see a 30+ year old man in sweat pants, a t-shirt, and flip flops, muttering under his breath while walking a mangy old dog with a 30 FOOT ELECTRIC EXTENSION CORD, there is a good chance he isn’t crazy.

Just so you know.

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    Stormy70

    From now on, when I disagree with you, I will carry that visual in my head. It will remind me why I love reading your blog. ;)

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    Libertine

    Flip flops and dog walking the dog with an extension cord as a leash? Sounds perfectly sane to me…ummmmm, hold on I forget, I am completely nucking futs, LMAO!!!

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    Rick

    …if you see a 30+ year old man in sweat pants, a t-shirt, and flip flops, muttering under his breath while walking a mangy old dog with a 30 FOOT ELECTRIC EXTENSION CORD, there is a good chance he isn’t crazy.

    I’d also take it as compelling evidence that there really isn’t any such thing as Intelligent Design. A true Creator would never allow such a thing.

    Cordially…

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