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The Newer, ‘Softer’ Baldilocks

by John Cole|  May 7, 20055:26 pm| 1 Comment

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Don’t fool yourself. Just because she is out of uniform, she will probably still kick your ass.

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    Juliette

    May 16, 2005 at 4:36 pm

    LOL! Thanks John.

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