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Don’t Mess with the DMV

by John Cole|  May 8, 20058:51 am| 1 Comment

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Jesus Christ is hoping to move to West Virginia, but he

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    Christie S.

    May 8, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    ::grins:: That report is just snarkable on so many different levels and from so many directions.

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