Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Consistently wrong since 2002

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

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    Mr Furious

    Yeah, I finally finished up a post on this yesterday. Here’s a snippet:

    And aside from the obvious motivation of pure greed, what is this asshole’s excuse?

    Stowers’ attorney, Lee Andrews of Greensboro, wouldn’t say if a lawsuit against Kohl’s is planned, saying he needed “to get some more facts.”

    But Andrews said his client is concerned about possible disease in the fingertip and kept it because he wanted someone to test it for “all the diseases that are out here now.”

    “He’s upset to the point that he’s been debilitated to some degree,” Andrews said. “Emotionally, it’s been very upsetting to him.”

    Are you kidding me? What is “debiltating” and “emotionally upsetting” is having your goddamn finger torn off before your eyes and then having to watch your client drive off with it!!! And the “concern” about having the finger tested is total crap. You know who’s finger it is, get a blood sample from him and test that, but give the guy a chance to have his finger reattached.

    This jackass Stowers deserves some Biblical justice — a fingertip (at least) for a fingertip, I say. Barring that, for the rest of his misbegotten life, he should be forced to wear a hat/drive a car that announces what a dick he is and what he did, so every food service worker that ever has to serve him is given motive and opportunity to do nasty shit to his food first. And that goes double for his lawyer.

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