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Jerks in Our Midsts

by John Cole|  May 13, 200511:15 am| 1 Comment

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    Mr Furious

    May 13, 2005 at 12:19 pm

    Yeah, I finally finished up a post on this yesterday. Here’s a snippet:

    And aside from the obvious motivation of pure greed, what is this asshole’s excuse?

    Stowers’ attorney, Lee Andrews of Greensboro, wouldn’t say if a lawsuit against Kohl’s is planned, saying he needed “to get some more facts.”

    But Andrews said his client is concerned about possible disease in the fingertip and kept it because he wanted someone to test it for “all the diseases that are out here now.”

    “He’s upset to the point that he’s been debilitated to some degree,” Andrews said. “Emotionally, it’s been very upsetting to him.”

    Are you kidding me? What is “debiltating” and “emotionally upsetting” is having your goddamn finger torn off before your eyes and then having to watch your client drive off with it!!! And the “concern” about having the finger tested is total crap. You know who’s finger it is, get a blood sample from him and test that, but give the guy a chance to have his finger reattached.

    This jackass Stowers deserves some Biblical justice — a fingertip (at least) for a fingertip, I say. Barring that, for the rest of his misbegotten life, he should be forced to wear a hat/drive a car that announces what a dick he is and what he did, so every food service worker that ever has to serve him is given motive and opportunity to do nasty shit to his food first. And that goes double for his lawyer.

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