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Graphic Help

by John Cole|  May 19, 20052:44 pm| 4 Comments

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I need help with a graphic for this website to be used in a blogad. Since I can’t draw stick men, and my computer graphic skills are worse, could someone spend five minutes making something, if you are so inclined?

If I like it, I might use it as the template for a long overdue site re-design.

Thanks in advance…

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    Jason

    May 19, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    What kind of graphic do you need exactly, as far as specifications (size, color, content, etc.) go? I am a graphic designer by profession — I could probably throw something together for you, I just need a little more info.

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    John Cole

    May 19, 2005 at 3:43 pm

    I guess like the blogads to the right. Easy to load and simple.

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    Guipo

    May 20, 2005 at 11:15 am

    I’ll have my wife take a look at it. She’s a bona fide Graphics Artist.

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    Guipo

    May 20, 2005 at 11:17 am

    I’ll have my wife take a look at it. She’s a bona fide Graphics Artist.

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