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That’s Disgusting. Can We Watch It Again

by John Cole|  May 26, 20057:20 pm| 7 Comments

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I see overall prude Brent Bozell had much the same reaction I did to the delightful Paris Hilton ad. Check out this red-hot alert his Parents Television Council is putting out:

TAKE ACTION

WARNING TO CARL’S JR. AND HARDEE’S

Click here to link to a video of the Paris Hilton commercial. CAUTION: This commercial is extremely graphic and sexually explicit. Please be forewarned that you are likely to find it highly offensive, and you should definitely not allow any young people to be exposed to it.

Click here to be outraged as many times as you like, and then please fill out this form, you big perv.

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  1. 1.

    Mr.Ortiz

    May 26, 2005 at 7:58 pm

    Okay, so first came the hardcore sex video, then semi-nude camera-phone poses, and now she’s dancing in a one piece swimsuit? At this rate, she’ll be dry humping in a teletubby outfit by august.

  2. 2.

    synuclein

    May 26, 2005 at 8:42 pm

    just as long it’s not Tinky Winky dry humping Sponge Bob.
    God only knows what Dobson and company would do then.
    ;-)

  3. 3.

    Stormy70

    May 26, 2005 at 8:53 pm

    Hah! You guys crack me up, in these trying times of Paris Hilton overexposure.

  4. 4.

    Jon H

    May 26, 2005 at 10:35 pm

    Sheesh, by the reaction, you’d think the video had her serving fries out of her gadget.

  5. 5.

    bigd504

    May 26, 2005 at 11:25 pm

    The PTC did not lock their message in the comments so I just erased it & sent my own comments about the PTC idiocy.

  6. 6.

    bigd504

    May 26, 2005 at 11:26 pm

    The PTC did not lock their message in the comments so I just erased it & sent my own comments about the PTC idiocy.

  7. 7.

    Adam

    May 27, 2005 at 12:38 am

    I never found Paris Hilton to be all that attractive… but anything that pisses off the PTC makes me happy.

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