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Decimal Meters?

by John Cole|  May 28, 200511:33 am| 1 Comment

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Heh.

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    Libertine

    May 29, 2005 at 11:45 am

    I thought decimal meters had to do with parking meters and not sound…hmmmmmmmm. :-P

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