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by John Cole|  June 13, 200511:32 am| 6 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

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Why is it that you only lose your keys when you need to go somewhere in a hurry?

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  1. 1.

    Rick

    June 13, 2005 at 11:38 am

    That’s when you notice they’re lost.

    Cordially…

  2. 2.

    ppgaz

    June 13, 2005 at 11:56 am

    Murphy.

  3. 3.

    Gary Farber

    June 13, 2005 at 2:22 pm

    Isn’t it a shame that there’s no key to be found to killing the undead? Stakes through the heart won’t actually do it.

  4. 4.

    Uncle Bubba

    June 13, 2005 at 7:16 pm

    It’s called “state dependant memory.”
    That’s why retracing your steps works.
    Revving your engine as you’re going out is not the same state of mind as winding down, “Lucy, I’m home,” tossing your keys on the desk where they slid under the monitor. Memory is compartmentalized for easy reference, and incidently is why no one can remember that great joke that had everyone in stitches last night when you were all ripped.

  5. 5.

    DaveL

    June 13, 2005 at 7:17 pm

    They’re in your left hand, hanging from their ring between your briefcase and your coffee cup, where you put them when you remembered on the way to the car that you needed to take the garbage out. Or at least that’s where mine were.

  6. 6.

    the friendly grizzly

    June 14, 2005 at 9:25 am

    It is caused by the same law that causes socks to disappear in clothese dryers, and come back as empty wire hangers in your closet.

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