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Verdict Is In

by John Cole|  June 13, 20053:56 pm| 8 Comments

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Apparently the Jackson verdict is in. Here is my verdict:

I still don’t care.

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  1. 1.

    Jeff

    June 13, 2005 at 4:37 pm

    Thank God i got two new shipments from Netflix today.

    I don’t even wanna go near regular TV tonight.

    Even ESPN will probably be talking about him.

  2. 2.

    Nikki

    June 13, 2005 at 4:41 pm

    Not guilty. Now you don’t have to wonder. :)

  3. 3.

    Brad R.

    June 13, 2005 at 4:42 pm

    Place your bets!

  4. 4.

    Mr Furious

    June 13, 2005 at 6:43 pm

    You and me both.

  5. 5.

    Joel

    June 13, 2005 at 9:39 pm

    Don’t care either, but…the expression on Nancy Grace’s face on Court TV this evening: priceless. She looks like someone just ran over her dog. First Jennifer Wilbanks had the nerve not to be the victim of some horrific crime and now this.

  6. 6.

    Lee

    June 13, 2005 at 10:26 pm

    Dangit. I’ve been wearing this silver glove around for 3 mos…. helloooo separation anxiety…

  7. 7.

    the friendly grizzly

    June 14, 2005 at 9:02 am

    My mother and I were discussing this; she is old enough to recall the Lindbergh kindapping circus and said this was far worse and more repulsive.

    I have NO idea if the man is actually guilty. None of us were in that courtroom, and only got what we were allowed to see on what passes for news coverage these days.

    But for those who believe he is guilty, take heart: I am sure the civil suit will be filed by Friday.

  8. 8.

    the friendly grizzly

    June 14, 2005 at 9:03 am

    My mother and I were discussing this; she is old enough to recall the Lindbergh kindapping circus and said this was far worse and more repulsive.

    I have NO idea if the man is actually guilty. None of us were in that courtroom, and only got what we were allowed to see on what passes for news coverage these days.

    But for those who believe he is guilty, take heart: I am sure the civil suit will be filed by Friday.

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