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by John Cole|  June 15, 20058:32 pm| 11 Comments

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Just because it made me laugh out loud:

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11Comments

  1. 1.

    Rick

    June 15, 2005 at 8:47 pm

    Who the f**k is passing my portrait around?

    Cordially…

  2. 2.

    MI

    June 15, 2005 at 10:33 pm

    I was just talking with someone tonight about how there’s nothing better than monkeys in clothes.

  3. 3.

    Rick

    June 15, 2005 at 11:19 pm

    That’s no monkey, and I loved that shirt.

    Cordially…

  4. 4.

    Jon H

    June 15, 2005 at 11:42 pm

    Shit, is Michael Moore promoting a new movie already?

  5. 5.

    Jon H

    June 15, 2005 at 11:42 pm

    Man, pregnancy isn’t being kind to Britney.

  6. 6.

    RW

    June 16, 2005 at 7:14 am

    “Go ahead, touch my monkey”

  7. 7.

    Dodd

    June 16, 2005 at 10:05 am

    Eric Estrada’s really gone South since CHiPs went off the air….

  8. 8.

    Kimmitt

    June 16, 2005 at 4:24 pm

    Heh, beat me to it, except I was gonna use Alec Baldwin.

  9. 9.

    SeesThroughIt

    June 16, 2005 at 5:10 pm

    Man, Sean Hannity really let himself go.

  10. 10.

    Jon H

    June 16, 2005 at 10:48 pm

    The last thing Daryn Kagan sees before she shuts her eyes tight, prepares to moan in fake ecstasy, and thinks “So much money, so much money, so much money, so much money” over and over again.

  11. 11.

    Dionise

    June 28, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    iajbjud erdfcv http://tyghbncuhz.com/

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