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Caption Contest

by John Cole|  June 16, 20052:33 pm| 26 Comments

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I am taking a day or two off (which will prbably turn out to be about 12 hours again), but a day or two is my intention. I leave you with this:

bike.jpg

Provide your own caption in the comments. Try to stay somewhat decent.

My entry:

“Haulin’ Ass”

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26Comments

  1. 1.

    ScottyMac

    June 16, 2005 at 2:56 pm

    Nudecycling…Tour de (no)Pants.

  2. 2.

    ick

    June 16, 2005 at 2:59 pm

    “Bad day to be a bicycle seat.”

  3. 3.

    Rick

    June 16, 2005 at 3:03 pm

    Paradise for seat-sniffers.

    Phyllis Schlafly will prolly shoot herself. Oops! Wrong thread.

    Cordially…

  4. 4.

    Tim

    June 16, 2005 at 3:07 pm

    Freedom is ASStounding!

  5. 5.

    The Disenfranchised Voter

    June 16, 2005 at 3:08 pm

    “Bringing up the Rear”

  6. 6.

    Nash

    June 16, 2005 at 3:22 pm

    “Look at all those ass-cheeks! There must be 57 of ’em.”

    (nod to Steve Martin)

  7. 7.

    sidereal

    June 16, 2005 at 3:39 pm

    The Perils of Drafting

  8. 8.

    docG

    June 16, 2005 at 3:49 pm

    “And Richard Simmons wins this year’s KY-Jelly Personal Lubricant 500!!!!”

  9. 9.

    p.lukasiak

    June 16, 2005 at 4:09 pm

    “Excuse me, but shouldn’t you be wearing more than one helmet for protection?”

  10. 10.

    Nathan Lanier

    June 16, 2005 at 4:23 pm

    “..protesters in Madrid ass-end the final hill.”

  11. 11.

    ppgaz

    June 16, 2005 at 4:35 pm

    Young Republicans out for a spring bikeride.

  12. 12.

    Marc

    June 16, 2005 at 5:29 pm

    “… and here’s a story you might find a little cheeky.”

  13. 13.

    AzureLupine

    June 16, 2005 at 6:04 pm

    Yet another ad for Anti-MonkeyButt Powder!

  14. 14.

    M. Scott Eiland

    June 16, 2005 at 6:50 pm

    “After a harrowing journey, Frodo and Sam discover that Gandalf hadn’t been too accurate in his description of the Cracks of Doom.” ]:-)

  15. 15.

    Dr. T

    June 16, 2005 at 9:03 pm

    Butt why are they riding nude?

  16. 16.

    lymie

    June 16, 2005 at 9:16 pm

    What my 2 year old said – “Hey, that man has no helmet”

  17. 17.

    bago

    June 16, 2005 at 11:05 pm

    Critical Tits hits the city!

  18. 18.

    bigd504

    June 16, 2005 at 11:43 pm

    Swinging in the breeze. (as viewed from the other direction)

  19. 19.

    ARROW

    June 17, 2005 at 1:01 am

    Ass wipes on wheels.

  20. 20.

    mark yates

    June 17, 2005 at 6:57 am

    statememnt – I hope you’re aware they are protesting at the gas guzzlers in London which endanger cyclists and pedestrians on the narrow roads. Protests were held in London, Madrid, Paris, etc.

  21. 21.

    TM

    June 17, 2005 at 7:07 am

    “Peta on Patrol”
    Activists adopt quicker method of responding to fur use.

    Or…

    Final Group Crosses Finish at First Annual Strip-Cycling Race

    Or….

    Spokes on Parade

  22. 22.

    pigilito

    June 17, 2005 at 10:18 am

    Is that a bike pump, or are you just glad to see me?

  23. 23.

    BumperStickerist

    June 17, 2005 at 10:40 am

    Chafe-ty Patrol

  24. 24.

    Tony Alva

    June 17, 2005 at 12:43 pm

    The line for Bill Clinton’s first fundraiser for his wife

  25. 25.

    Temple Stark

    June 17, 2005 at 4:05 pm

    Well, is assholes on parade too obvious?

  26. 26.

    Chris Owen

    June 18, 2005 at 11:13 am

    “Fighting for the right to bare arses!”

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