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Triumphant Return

by John Cole|  June 17, 200512:57 pm| 4 Comments

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviews Michael Jackson supporters outside the courthouse in California.

Watch this- it will be the best ten minutes you spend today.

(Via Sullivan)

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  1. 1.

    Gary Farber

    June 17, 2005 at 1:21 pm

    “…it will be the best ten minutes you spend today….”

    How dare you refer to my non-existent-at-the-moment girlfriend this way. We spend at least fifteen quality minutes together in my head each day. Sometimes even sixteen.

    Incidentally, if you ever feel like playing a computer game against me, drop me an e-mail, and dare my wrath.

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    MI

    June 17, 2005 at 3:12 pm

    haha, Triumph never disappoints!

  3. 3.

    Stormy70

    June 17, 2005 at 3:13 pm

    Perfecto! Wacko for Jacko, hee hee, snort.

  4. 4.

    Compuglobalhypermeganet

    June 17, 2005 at 4:51 pm

    I had this TiVoed from the other night and must’ve watched it a dozen times. Robert Smigel is one of the funniest guys on the planet (anyone remember the late, lamented TV Funhouse?).

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