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by John Cole|  June 18, 20058:05 pm| 2 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Stormy70

    June 18, 2005 at 9:34 pm

    I love the gossip blogs and movie forums. Hangs head in shame for contributing to the dumbing down of our vaunted news organizartions.

    Ok, all kidding aside, TomKat is starting to creep me out.

  2. 2.

    Pug

    June 20, 2005 at 1:25 pm

    I feel sorry for Tom Cruise. I mean, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and, now, Katie Holmes?

    Jeez. If it’s just a publicity stunt, this guy knows how to do a publicity stunt.

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