Michele at a Small Victory is playing Blogger Match Game (obligatory homage to the lovably fruity Charles Nelson Reilly):
1.) The cave man said, “I just went to a very unusual wedding. A dinosaur ______(ed) the bride.”
2.) Lex Luthor is so evil… (How evil is he?) He’s so evil he lowers the moral standing at a ____________convention!
3.) Urban Legends sure have changed from when I was kid. Yesterday, I was told that Lindsay Lohan died when she mixed Pop Rocks with ______________.
4.) “I just had to take out the appendix of the Jolly Green Giant. It wasn’t easy. I had to use ____________.
5.) Dick Cheney has been asked to join the SuperFriends. He will now be known as Captain__________.
My responses:
1.) jilt(ed)
2.) blogger
3.) breast implants
4.) pruning shears
5.) Cardio
Bonus Round:
“Schweddi”
Compuglobalhypermeganet
1) gave away
2) political
3) Slim-Fast
4) pruning shears (ding ding ding!)
5) Conservative
Bonus round answer…
…”Balls”
Compuglobalhypermeganet
Hmmm, Chocolate Salty?
Dave Straub
1. Swallowed
2. County employee
3. Lip gloss
4. A roto-tiller
5. Cantankerous
Bonus: Space
RSA
1. boned
2. Hair Club for Men
3. Red Bull
4. Agent Orange
5. CrashCart
Bonus: Great Caesar’s