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Friday Fun

by John Cole|  June 24, 200511:24 am| 4 Comments

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Michele at a Small Victory is playing Blogger Match Game (obligatory homage to the lovably fruity Charles Nelson Reilly):

1.) The cave man said, “I just went to a very unusual wedding. A dinosaur ______(ed) the bride.”

2.) Lex Luthor is so evil… (How evil is he?) He’s so evil he lowers the moral standing at a ____________convention!

3.) Urban Legends sure have changed from when I was kid. Yesterday, I was told that Lindsay Lohan died when she mixed Pop Rocks with ______________.

4.) “I just had to take out the appendix of the Jolly Green Giant. It wasn’t easy. I had to use ____________.

5.) Dick Cheney has been asked to join the SuperFriends. He will now be known as Captain__________.

My responses:

1.) jilt(ed)
2.) blogger
3.) breast implants
4.) pruning shears
5.) Cardio

Bonus Round:

“Schweddi”

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  1. 1.

    Compuglobalhypermeganet

    June 24, 2005 at 11:47 am

    1) gave away
    2) political
    3) Slim-Fast
    4) pruning shears (ding ding ding!)
    5) Conservative

    Bonus round answer…

    …”Balls”

  2. 2.

    Compuglobalhypermeganet

    June 24, 2005 at 12:02 pm

    Hmmm, Chocolate Salty?

  3. 3.

    Dave Straub

    June 24, 2005 at 12:17 pm

    1. Swallowed
    2. County employee
    3. Lip gloss
    4. A roto-tiller
    5. Cantankerous
    Bonus: Space

  4. 4.

    RSA

    June 24, 2005 at 5:42 pm

    1. boned
    2. Hair Club for Men
    3. Red Bull
    4. Agent Orange
    5. CrashCart

    Bonus: Great Caesar’s

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