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The Homosexual Agenda

by John Cole|  June 24, 200511:13 am| 2 Comments

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Via Michael Demmons, this report that gay marriage is now legal in New Brunswick.

Also, I forget whose website it was, but the banner was pretty funny:

I Help Write the Homosexual Agenda

The Homosexual Agenda:

1.) Spend more time with friends and family
2.) Be treated equally.
3.) Buy milk.

It made me laugh.

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  1. 1.

    Wrye

    June 24, 2005 at 11:45 am

    I particularly like the way the piece lists PEI, Nunavut, the NWT and Alberta almost optimistically. Kind of an odd mixed bag.

    For those unfamiliar with Canadian geography, an American analogy would be if the remaining states were Texas, 2 mini-Alaskas, and Rhode Island. An odd grouping. I think we can all predict which of those four will be the next to legalize…

  2. 2.

    geebee

    June 26, 2005 at 12:47 am

    Here’s something called ‘the gay gaenda’ that’s pretty close.
    Maybe this?

    http://mcsweeneys.net/2005/4/28l.html

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