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God Hates Fred Phelps

by John Cole|  July 8, 20051:22 pm| 7 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Aaron

    July 8, 2005 at 2:06 pm

    I wish the Democrats could keep their theocratic wing in check…This Phelps guy does not help their party at all.

  2. 2.

    Grotesqueticle

    July 8, 2005 at 2:26 pm

    Jeebus. Are you sure that’s for real and the website didn’t get spoofed? I mean, I know he is a first class nutjob and all, but, Jeebus, that is seriously, seriously wrong.

  3. 3.

    Defense Guy

    July 8, 2005 at 2:31 pm

    The reason I hate Phelps so much is that he makes me want to chuck my stance on free speech in favor of one that favors ass kicking for people like him. Every time you think he has sunk as low as he can, he pops up to show us their are depths yet untapped.

  4. 4.

    Jess

    July 8, 2005 at 2:31 pm

    I guess he must be one of those Dems who isn’t one of those liberals that Rove attacks for not supporting the WOT. This is getting more absurd by the minute…

  5. 5.

    demimondian

    July 8, 2005 at 3:33 pm

    Yeah, you know that Phelps was one of the Democrats who wanted to understand the terrorists on 9/11 and offer them reparative therapy.

    What a creep.

  6. 6.

    Grotesqueticle

    July 8, 2005 at 8:41 pm

    demimondian ,

    Because, obviously, the terrorists were gay, and all.

  7. 7.

    Al Maviva

    July 8, 2005 at 9:40 pm

    Amazing.

    Something God, and John Aravosis both agree on.

    Cue “cold day in Hell” comments.

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