Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The words do not have to be perfect.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Battle won, war still ongoing.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

This really is a full service blog.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

In my day, never was longer.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Everybody saw this coming.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

The revolution will be supervised.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

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    BumperStickerist

    per the local sportstalk, he, basically, compared himself to Jesus, who was also misunderstood and underappreciated in his time.

    Also, Jesus is not the go to guy for 3rd and Long and did Jesus show up to the Big Game on a healing ankle and lead his team in receptions … on a bad ankle, h’uh?

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    Otto Man

    Like Jesus, he was fined by the league for excessive showboating in the end zone. Turning water into Schlitz, curing the ref’s blindness, etc.

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    Bob

    He said he left his heart in San Francisco, but damn if he’s goin’ back there to look for it.

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    norbizness

    From Mr. Show:

    Marshall: Jesus, I used to be like you. Dirty, smelly, thinking I was the son of God…

    Jesus: [to the group] Excuse us one second. [Takes Marshall aside] Marshall, I *am* the son of God. And I’m not smelly, either.

    Marshall: Well…

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    adk46er

    Jesus apparently slipped to seventh pick due to a lackluster time in “the 40”. Jesus however believes this was caused by a misunderstanding. He thought the 40 referred to 40 days & nights in the desert and not the 40 yard dash, so he felt no need to run.

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