Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

“A king is only a king if we bow down.” – Rev. William Barber

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

Wake up. Grow up. Get in the fight.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

Too little, too late, ftfnyt. fuck all the way off.

The willow is too close to the house.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

The words do not have to be perfect.

“They all knew.”

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

The only way through is to slog through the muck one step at at time.

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    BumperStickerist

    per the local sportstalk, he, basically, compared himself to Jesus, who was also misunderstood and underappreciated in his time.

    Also, Jesus is not the go to guy for 3rd and Long and did Jesus show up to the Big Game on a healing ankle and lead his team in receptions … on a bad ankle, h’uh?

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    Otto Man

    Like Jesus, he was fined by the league for excessive showboating in the end zone. Turning water into Schlitz, curing the ref’s blindness, etc.

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    Bob

    He said he left his heart in San Francisco, but damn if he’s goin’ back there to look for it.

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    norbizness

    From Mr. Show:

    Marshall: Jesus, I used to be like you. Dirty, smelly, thinking I was the son of God…

    Jesus: [to the group] Excuse us one second. [Takes Marshall aside] Marshall, I *am* the son of God. And I’m not smelly, either.

    Marshall: Well…

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    adk46er

    Jesus apparently slipped to seventh pick due to a lackluster time in “the 40”. Jesus however believes this was caused by a misunderstanding. He thought the 40 referred to 40 days & nights in the desert and not the 40 yard dash, so he felt no need to run.

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