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by John Cole|  July 18, 20057:03 pm| 13 Comments

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Ok- what did Terrell Owens do or say at the Espy Awards last night that has people talking?

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  1. 1.

    DougJ

    July 18, 2005 at 7:24 pm

    He said that Donovan McNabb was the man when he was interviewed on the red carpet?

  2. 2.

    BumperStickerist

    July 18, 2005 at 7:34 pm

    per the local sportstalk, he, basically, compared himself to Jesus, who was also misunderstood and underappreciated in his time.

    Also, Jesus is not the go to guy for 3rd and Long and did Jesus show up to the Big Game on a healing ankle and lead his team in receptions … on a bad ankle, h’uh?

  3. 3.

    Otto Man

    July 18, 2005 at 8:30 pm

    Like Jesus, he was fined by the league for excessive showboating in the end zone. Turning water into Schlitz, curing the ref’s blindness, etc.

  4. 4.

    Bob

    July 18, 2005 at 8:34 pm

    He said he left his heart in San Francisco, but damn if he’s goin’ back there to look for it.

  5. 5.

    norbizness

    July 18, 2005 at 8:35 pm

    From Mr. Show:

    Marshall: Jesus, I used to be like you. Dirty, smelly, thinking I was the son of God…

    Jesus: [to the group] Excuse us one second. [Takes Marshall aside] Marshall, I *am* the son of God. And I’m not smelly, either.

    Marshall: Well…

  6. 6.

    Vladi G

    July 18, 2005 at 8:37 pm

    Like Jesus, he was fined by the league for excessive showboating in the end zone.

    Oh that’s BS. Everyone knows Jesus played basketball.

  7. 7.

    Mark

    July 19, 2005 at 9:48 am

    He admitted he outed Valarie Plame.

  8. 8.

    Jim Allen

    July 19, 2005 at 10:03 am

    I should have know better to go to the comments looking for a straight answer.

  9. 9.

    Jim Allen

    July 19, 2005 at 10:04 am

    “known”

  10. 10.

    Trevor

    July 19, 2005 at 10:23 am

    I can’t believe Jesus fell to the seventh pick! He works miracles!

  11. 11.

    adk46er

    July 19, 2005 at 11:48 am

    Jesus apparently slipped to seventh pick due to a lackluster time in “the 40”. Jesus however believes this was caused by a misunderstanding. He thought the 40 referred to 40 days & nights in the desert and not the 40 yard dash, so he felt no need to run.

  12. 12.

    Jim Dandy

    July 19, 2005 at 1:36 pm

    He also scored low on the Wonderlic.

  13. 13.

    Tim F

    July 19, 2005 at 2:17 pm

    You guys are crazy. Everybody knows that Jesus plays soccer.

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