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Ask The Cats

by John Cole|  July 20, 200512:31 am| 4 Comments

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Laurence Simon’s cats review the new Harry Potter book.

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  1. 1.

    Laurence Simon

    July 20, 2005 at 8:52 am

    There’s always room for more cat opinions…

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    DougJ

    July 20, 2005 at 11:55 am

    I am a little disappointed by the popularity of Ms. Rowling’s books. Clearly, they promote sorcery.

  3. 3.

    Christie S.

    July 20, 2005 at 11:56 am

    Hee hee…very funny! And I appreciate that, being true to their nature of tormenting their prey, they didn’t release any spoilers!

    I’ve been avoiding purchasing the book as I am packing up my house to move to GA on Monday. If I buy the book, all work will cease until I’ve finished reading it. I don’t have TIME to do that. So, I’m torturing myself, lolol.

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    Christie S.

    July 20, 2005 at 11:59 am

    Hey, Doug. They also promote friendship, good over evil, ideologies of teamwork and fair play, morality and accepting responsibility for one’s actions.

    Maybe that’s why it’s called fantasy? (snark)

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