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Schumer’s SCOTUS List

by John Cole|  July 20, 20054:32 pm| 6 Comments

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This is amusing:

Chuck Schumer’s Top 9 Alternatives to SCOTUS nominee

9. “Queen whatsherface—y’know, the Black one from that Richard Gere movie.”

8. (T) Margaret Cho / one of Nancy Pelosi’s cardinal red power suits

7. A plate of herring (in cream sauce, w/ onion)

Heh.

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  1. 1.

    Rick

    July 20, 2005 at 4:40 pm

    What’s so funny? Any one of those concensus, mainstream, uniting choices would be a better leadership pick in the Clinton mould by the lying, death-spiral free-falling desperately hopeless McChimphitlerburton administration.

    Instead we get a thug who reads the Constitution without moving his lips.

    Fascist spud-heads!

    Cordially…

  2. 2.

    Anderson

    July 20, 2005 at 4:59 pm

    Hey John, nowhere else to post this, so:

    Two problems with the site:

    (1) My name/address/website don’t get saved & have to be re-entered every time.

    (2) Clicking “next page” at the bottom takes me nowhere (“page cannot be found”).

    I’m using IE, if that’s relevant.

  3. 3.

    Stormy70

    July 20, 2005 at 6:03 pm

    Two problems with the site:

    (1) My name/address/website don’t get saved & have to be re-entered every time.

    (2) Clicking “next page” at the bottom takes me nowhere (“page cannot be found”).

    Ditto. If I must continue to type my info over and over again, I may go into a death spiral from which my fingers will never recover! Nancy’s red power suit just might be conservative enough for the court.

  4. 4.

    j.d.

    July 20, 2005 at 7:09 pm

    The site remembers my info.

  5. 5.

    Stormy70

    July 20, 2005 at 7:20 pm

    j.d. how does it do it? Did you set it up to remember your info. What if a person had firefox and doesn’t know the tricks y ways of the internets?

  6. 6.

    goonie bird

    July 20, 2005 at 11:33 pm

    Chucky schumer is a real asshat i mean whens the people ever going to finaly vote this dweeb out of office? he is a such a idiot

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