Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Everybody saw this coming.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

This really is a full service blog.

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