My sister thinks she has found the perfect kitten for me:

If I don’t adopt him, she says the terrorists win:

I think I just might.
by John Cole| 32 Comments
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My sister thinks she has found the perfect kitten for me:
If I don’t adopt him, she says the terrorists win:
I think I just might.
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Mr.Ortiz
I violently disagree and am outraged by this post!
Stormy70
Let the
PlameFlame war begin.You, sir, are a cad!
Stormy70
Ok, Big Brother 6: anyone watching? Kayser rocks, and is hot to boot.
Marx Marvelous
Brilliant!
Post of the year.
Mr.Ortiz
Stormy… we got some ‘splainin to do.
Stormy70
Where did that kitty come from? She wasn’t here before I posted above, I thought we were actually getting an open thread. What is her name? Pepe? Rino? Psycho?
Mr.Ortiz
‘splained!
John Cole
I was trying to figure out how to post pictures.
I had no idea there would be seven comments up before I figured out how to do it.
Laurence Simon
Piper was a feisty kitty like that.
Now she’s a skinky pain in the ass.
Stormy70
It’s a trap! Abort, abort!
Now there is another picture with two kitties. Well played, John, well played. You need to keep both kitties. The expressions are priceless. Definitely a Pepe Le Pew (sp?!) type of boy cat. The eyes they say so much, no?
Mr.Ortiz
If I don’t adopt him, she says the terrorists win
I can see why she would say that. Look at the box, poor things have already been labeled “infadels”.
ppGaz
My life revolves around the whims of four very spoiled cats.
You will be in my prayers.
(Take them all).
Mike S
Yikes! That second shot brought the Talking Heads “Psycho Kitty” out of my mouth before I knew what was happening.
Geek, Esq.
Your sister’s right.
Besides, then you can catblog on a regular basis.
Sojourner
John:
By far the smartest thing you’ve ever written.
Shalimar
If it hissed at you then you pretty much have to take it. Those usually end up being the most loyal and friendly cats after they grow up, almost like dogs (they hiss because they’re skittish and scared, so they tend to lean on you for protection later).
katinula
I’m a firm believe in ‘if you see a kitten without a home, you must give the kitten a home’. That goes for multiple kittens as well! I mean, who could turn them away?
CaseyL
They’re both adorable, of course; but I quite like the other one, actually; the one peering up from inside the box with a hungry-for-affection look.
You can’t break up a family, John! Take them both – and then be prepared to protect Tunch from two hyperactive, hypercurious, furry superballs :)
Grotesqueticle
Wynona had a big brown beaver, er… good on you, showing concern for your fellow critters like that.
Stormy70
You do need to keep both kitties.
My 2yr old cat was a parking lot kitty, she looked like a baby rabbit from my car. I had to chase her up the side of a hill, in a skirt and heels to catch her. It took ten minutes (in the dark), and I only caught her because she was pouncing on all the little toads in the leaves.
Her name is Meadow, and she put a spark in my other three cats, who were all over 10yrs old at the time. She then proceeded to show her gratitude by chewing up everything like a damn puppy. She also buries her toys about 2 feet under the Turkish Kalim rug. It was kind of scary to feel a large lump way under your rug, I thought it might be a dead animal. Instead it was 6 water bottle toppers and 3 old medicine droppers (plastic) all shoved together in the same spot. She is B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
CaseyL
Cats hoard the darndest things.
I had one cat who was nuts about soda bottle twist-off caps. Whenever anyone opened a bottle, she made that chattering-chirping noise hunting cats make. We’d give her the cap and she’d vanish with it somewhere. Fast forward a few months: we had to move the living sofa and there, sitting on the heat register grate, was a pile of soda caps.
Same house, different cat: this one loved drinking straws. Same thing: she’d demand one whenever she saw anyone using ’em, then grab it and take off at a run. Later, when one of the housemates moved out and the furniture in that room was rearranged, we found a pile of drinking straws under the bed.
RSA
Gotta take both cats. It gives you the opportunity to think of matching names. Our last two kittens got the Anglophile treatment: Bubble and Squeak. (Okay, cringe if you like, but kittens demand cute names.)
Pan is a non...
These kittens’ heads will look lovely on your silver platter when you offer them as a moonlight sacrifice to the great white galactic band in the sky that all demon-possessed conservatives worship: John Bolton’s vast, bushy and unregulated nuclear mustache.
Backword Dave
Split them up and the terrorists win for sure. If your one did hiss though, might be an idea to take photos with the zoom rather than getting close for a while.
ET
UM John – you know enough of cats to know that there is a very good chance you will end up with both…. How to resist those cute faces….
Tim F
Let the
PlameFlame war begin.Egads, she’s on to me! We could use a thread to digest the new stuff. (note – the link is for John’s benefit. please don’t derail cat thread!)
Don’t have much contact with cats, although when I visit they enjoy incapacitating me by claiming my lap and purring. If cats work like dogs (heh) taking one at a time might make it easier for Tunch to teach him or her the rules of the house.
Gurney
I gotta agree with RSA–take em both.
My wife talked me (a long time DOG person) into a cat, and I figured get two so they’d keep each other busy. They’ve been nothing but fun. And I got to name them Lester and Earl. Perfect Pair. You can anme them George and Dick.
Tim F
Not likely. RINO blog.
RSA
Excellent. One snarls, the other kind of hides behind him looking scared.
war bird
Looks like one of the kittens is worried that its been saved by PETA and its curtians OOOH NOOO as MR BILL would say
Bruce Moomaw
Oh, John, that’s SO cliched. Why don’t you do what my mother did as a girl, and take on a real challenge by raising a baby skunk?