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Blast From The Past

by John Cole|  August 3, 200510:50 am| 15 Comments

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Jessica Lynch will be attending WVU this fall:

Former prisoner of war Jessica Lynch will begin on-campus classes this fall at West Virginia University, the school said yesterday.

Lynch announced in March that she was beginning online courses at WVU and that she hoped to become an elementary school teacher.

“WVU is very pleased to be able to assist her in that pursuit,” school spokeswoman Becky Lofstead said yesterday, “and proud to call Jessica Lynch a Mountaineer.”

Lynch, a native of Palestine, West Virginia, is enrolled in the College of Human Resources and Education.

Former Gov. Bob Wise promised Lynch that the state would pay for her education at any West Virginia public college or university after her April 1, 2003, rescue from an Iraqi hospital.

Lynch, a former Army supply clerk, became one of the most visible faces of the Iraq war when she was rescued from an Iraqi hospital on April 1, 2003. Her convoy was attacked after taking a wrong turn in the Iraqi town of Nasiriyah. Eleven American soldiers were killed and six, including Lynch, were captured.

Is it just me, or does it feel like the whole Jessica Lynch saga took place decades ago? At any rate, Lynch looks good:

In other West Virginia news, Don Surber has an update on the Byrd commercials we discussed yesterday. Don thinks Byrd is ‘running scared,’ but I think it is a little too early to make such claims.

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  1. 1.

    TallDave

    August 3, 2005 at 10:54 am

    It’s so ironic she’s from Palestine, WV.

    Hey, doesn’t that make her a… Palestinian?

  2. 2.

    Stormy70

    August 3, 2005 at 10:58 am

    She was on the season finale of Extreme Home Makeover, helping out the family of her KIA friend Lori Piestewa. It was a tear jerker of an episode, and Jessica was still walking with a cane.

  3. 3.

    John Cole

    August 3, 2005 at 10:59 am

    In WV, the easiest way to find out if someone is a native or not is to getthem to pronounce the names of two towns- Hurricane and Palestine.

    They are correctly pronounced (in WV), ‘Her-eh-ken’ and ‘Pal-eh-steen.’

  4. 4.

    mac Buckets

    August 3, 2005 at 11:12 am

    In WV, the easiest way to find out if someone is a native or not is to getthem to pronounce the names of two towns- Hurricane and Palestine.

    I thought it was the barrel-with-suspenders outfit and the three teeth…but I only know about the South from dKos.

    And I will pass on the “foxhole” line with regard to Miss Lynch.

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    Don Surber

    August 3, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    Thanks for the link. And the pick
    Been around so long that when one of those Florida thunderstorms hits I call it Hurricane Whatever instead of Hurricane. Not far from Poca
    Cairo is another
    Natives do this to mark their territory from outsiders
    “Hurri-CANE? You ain’t from around here, boy”

  6. 6.

    Anderson

    August 3, 2005 at 12:46 pm

    OT, I spent 3 years in NYC calling Houston St. “Hew-ston,” finally got it right, and then came back to Mississippi calling Houston, MS “How-ston.”

    Things will be so much simpler when our robotic overlords assign us all numerical coordinates.

  7. 7.

    WV native

    August 3, 2005 at 12:53 pm

    Well, I pronounce Hurricane right, but had no idea about Palestine, which I had never heard of until the Jessica Lynch thing. I must live too far west in the state.

  8. 8.

    Rightwingsparkle

    August 3, 2005 at 1:18 pm

    I just hope she manages to keep her shirt on while in college.

  9. 9.

    Mr Furious

    August 3, 2005 at 5:04 pm

    Where is Pvt. Englund going to school?

  10. 10.

    Andrew J. Lazarus

    August 3, 2005 at 6:52 pm

    25 years in Berserkely and I still know my hometown (where the Nationals play baseball) has two syllables. Likewise the home of the Orioles.

    You learn something new every day: Knew how to pronounce Hurricane, but not Palestine.

    You know the merry, marry, Mary test, right? I’m told in WV that’s only one sound (true, John?), and in lots of the US it’s only two.

  11. 11.

    Steve

    August 3, 2005 at 7:14 pm

    Are you saying there are places where merry, marry and Mary are pronounced differently?

  12. 12.

    Sojourner

    August 3, 2005 at 8:09 pm

    The bravest thing Jessica Lynch did was challenge the Bush spin on her. She’ll do well.

  13. 13.

    Tony Alva

    August 4, 2005 at 11:42 am

    Wow! She’s a hotty! UWV have that kinda talent in abundance?

  14. 14.

    Stentor

    August 4, 2005 at 7:50 pm

    In that picture she looks a lot like Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde, what with the pink blouse, and all.

  15. 15.

    Stentor

    August 4, 2005 at 7:52 pm

    Rightwingsparkle, fuck you. Leave it to a jackass like you to insert some pissy snark into a perfectly innocent article.

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