Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

The National Guard is not Batman.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

We still have time to mess this up!

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

Fear and negativity are contagious, but so is courage!

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

If ‘weird’ was the finish line, they ran through the tape and kept running.

This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.

I really should read my own blog.

When I was faster i was always behind.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

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  2. 2.

    Marcus Wellby

    I’m not boarding another plane unless I can bring my Bazooka.

    ha! I am 6’3” so every flight is a painful ordeal to me. Why not just pump us full of sleaping gas and stow us away on shelves? Hell, I really, really, really wish they would. Not only would it be secure, but would be fast and comfortable. Gonna be delayed? So what — just give us another dose. No need to wake me for the bad TV dinner and shitty movie that I can only hear in one ear because of the crappy, ear-wax encrusted headphones.

  3. 3.

    linda

    on a related note, look at who wants to exempt themselves from those long, tedious lines:

    The Aug. 5 memo recommends reducing patdowns by giving screeners the discretion not to search those wearing tight-fitting clothes. It also suggests exempting several categories of passengers from screening, including federal judges, members of Congress, Cabinet members, state governors, high-ranking military officers and those with high-level security clearances.

    washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/13/AR2005081300691.html

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    StupidityRules

    They are going to allow icepicks again? Haven’t they seen Basic Instinct?

    I’m guessing archers traviling to a competition might want to be able to bring their bow with them. Don’t know if storing them in the hold would be bad though. Anyway really don’t think you could hold up the passengers with a bow and arrows. I guess you could do some damage with just an arrow though.

    Are they going to allow crossbows too?

  5. 5.

    Naked Ape

    Being a big bugger myself (6’4″ 270lbs) I am forced to wonder who I might kill with a pair of nail clippers that I could not kill with my bare hands.

    BTW: Never ask this question to an airport screener unless you have a couple of days to kill.

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