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by John Cole|  August 24, 20059:22 am| 1 Comment

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I am not sure where this ranks in the annals of history’s greatest commercials, but it is up there.

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    goonie bird

    August 24, 2005 at 11:06 pm

    The AJax knight who sprayed people clothes clean with his lance(its stronger then dirt)and he never run anyone down or URTA BRIGHT TOOTH PASTE TASTE YOU CAN REALT FEEL ULTRA BRIGHT GIVES YOUR MOUTH SEX APPEAL all those great comercials with a catchy jingle were great and the stupidist ads well i say one of them is that stupid ad with the idiot in the stupid chicken mask

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