Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Everybody saw this coming.

Americans barely caring about Afghanistan is so last month.

Bark louder, little dog.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

John Fetterman: Too Manly for Pennsylvania.  Paid for by the Oz for Senator campaign.

The willow is too close to the house.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

This really is a full service blog.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Eh, that’s media spin. biden’s health is fine and he’s doing a good job.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

I really should read my own blog.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

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World’s Shortest Personality Test

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For your entertainment.


You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don’t mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

From the look of my results, I think we can all agree the test is hopelessly flawed.

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  1. 1.

    Rick

    You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
    Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
    You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

    For you, comfort and calm are very important.
    You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
    You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

    Bulls-eye! As many moonbat Juicers here will ruefully attest. ; )

    Cordially…

  4. 4.

    Gary Farber

    Well, hard to tell how dependable you are.

    ;-)

    Seriously, that’s the only one I can’t be sure of. Okay, for the “charming” part, we do have to define “most.”

  5. 5.

    jobiuspublius

    You are fat, thin, tall, short, and human.
    =============================================

    Wow, 3.5 out of 5, not bad as far as these things go.

  7. 7.

    p.lukasiak

    I took the test, and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Then, I chose the picture that I found least appealing, and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Then, I chose a third picture…and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Either this test is bullshit, or I’m gonna have to change my name to Sybil.

  8. 8.

    Tim F

    You are an overrated, opinionated prick.
    The only thing less dangerous than your body is your mind.
    You are great at finding free food and open bars at other people’s wedding recemptions.

    Tell me I’m not the only one who clicked on that one.

  9. 9.

    James

    The presidentail version of the test are all pictures of big piles of bullshit with all the cattle standing around saying,” I didn’t do it.”

  11. 11.

    Arken

    Is it bad that, knowing it was a personality test, I immediately knowingly eliminated all possible phallic symbols from my choice?

  12. 12.

    Don

    “You feel most alive when you’re seducing someone…”

    My husband wasn’t too happy about it, but he had to agree…

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