Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

He imagines himself as The Big Bad, Who Is Universally Feared… instead of The Big Jagoff, Who Is Universally Mocked.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Republicans don’t trust women.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

The arc of the moral universe doesn’t bend itself. it’s up to us.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

No Justins, No Peace

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

Shut up, hissy kitty!

I’m just a talker, trying to find a channel!

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

If marriage is the equivalent of selling yourself into slavery, women with self respect should reject the offer.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

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World’s Shortest Personality Test

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For your entertainment.


You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don’t mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

From the look of my results, I think we can all agree the test is hopelessly flawed.

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  1. 1.

    Rick

    You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
    Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
    You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

    For you, comfort and calm are very important.
    You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
    You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

    Bulls-eye! As many moonbat Juicers here will ruefully attest. ; )

    Cordially…

  4. 4.

    Gary Farber

    Well, hard to tell how dependable you are.

    ;-)

    Seriously, that’s the only one I can’t be sure of. Okay, for the “charming” part, we do have to define “most.”

  5. 5.

    jobiuspublius

    You are fat, thin, tall, short, and human.
    =============================================

    Wow, 3.5 out of 5, not bad as far as these things go.

  7. 7.

    p.lukasiak

    I took the test, and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Then, I chose the picture that I found least appealing, and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Then, I chose a third picture…and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Either this test is bullshit, or I’m gonna have to change my name to Sybil.

  8. 8.

    Tim F

    You are an overrated, opinionated prick.
    The only thing less dangerous than your body is your mind.
    You are great at finding free food and open bars at other people’s wedding recemptions.

    Tell me I’m not the only one who clicked on that one.

  9. 9.

    James

    The presidentail version of the test are all pictures of big piles of bullshit with all the cattle standing around saying,” I didn’t do it.”

  11. 11.

    Arken

    Is it bad that, knowing it was a personality test, I immediately knowingly eliminated all possible phallic symbols from my choice?

  12. 12.

    Don

    “You feel most alive when you’re seducing someone…”

    My husband wasn’t too happy about it, but he had to agree…

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