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World’s Shortest Personality Test

by John Cole|  August 27, 20055:10 pm| 12 Comments

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For your entertainment.


You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don’t mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

The World’s Shortest Personality Test

From the look of my results, I think we can all agree the test is hopelessly flawed.

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  1. 1.

    Rick

    August 27, 2005 at 7:09 pm

    You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
    Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
    You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

    For you, comfort and calm are very important.
    You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
    You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

    Bulls-eye! As many moonbat Juicers here will ruefully attest. ; )

    Cordially…

  2. 2.

    tBone

    August 27, 2005 at 7:13 pm

    Heh. I got the same one, Rick. One of us is being lied to. :)

  3. 3.

    Boronx

    August 27, 2005 at 9:04 pm

    About half the description of half of those pictures could more or less apply to me.

  4. 4.

    Gary Farber

    August 27, 2005 at 10:11 pm

    Well, hard to tell how dependable you are.

    ;-)

    Seriously, that’s the only one I can’t be sure of. Okay, for the “charming” part, we do have to define “most.”

  5. 5.

    jobiuspublius

    August 27, 2005 at 10:23 pm

    You are fat, thin, tall, short, and human.
    =============================================

    Wow, 3.5 out of 5, not bad as far as these things go.

  6. 6.

    Off Colfax

    August 28, 2005 at 1:28 am

    Whoops. Got the same one as Rick… Time to change my mind! And fast!

    Just kidding.

  7. 7.

    p.lukasiak

    August 28, 2005 at 10:27 am

    I took the test, and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Then, I chose the picture that I found least appealing, and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Then, I chose a third picture…and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Either this test is bullshit, or I’m gonna have to change my name to Sybil.

  8. 8.

    Tim F

    August 28, 2005 at 11:58 am

    You are an overrated, opinionated prick.
    The only thing less dangerous than your body is your mind.
    You are great at finding free food and open bars at other people’s wedding recemptions.

    Tell me I’m not the only one who clicked on that one.

  9. 9.

    James

    August 28, 2005 at 1:46 pm

    The presidentail version of the test are all pictures of big piles of bullshit with all the cattle standing around saying,” I didn’t do it.”

  10. 10.

    Geek, Esq.

    August 28, 2005 at 8:11 pm

    That was ten seconds I’ll never get back.

  11. 11.

    Arken

    August 28, 2005 at 10:24 pm

    Is it bad that, knowing it was a personality test, I immediately knowingly eliminated all possible phallic symbols from my choice?

  12. 12.

    Don

    August 29, 2005 at 1:25 pm

    “You feel most alive when you’re seducing someone…”

    My husband wasn’t too happy about it, but he had to agree…

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