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Possible Flasher Caught

by John Cole|  August 29, 20057:58 pm| 3 Comments

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Thanks to the Intertrons, the notorious NYC subway flasher may have been, ahem, fingered:

Cops want to question a Manhattan restaurant owner after getting numerous tips that he’s the subway flasher caught in the act by camera phone, police sources said last night.

Nearly two dozen people have phoned the Daily News and the NYPD to say they believe Dan Hoyt, co-owner of raw-food eateries called Quintessence, is the man whose photo appeared on the cover of Saturday’s paper.

Investigators contacted Hoyt by phone and asked him to come in for an interview, NYPD sources said. No arrests have been made.

Insert your own oyster joke.

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  1. 1.

    jobiuspublius

    August 29, 2005 at 8:46 pm

    As if raw food didn’t already have enough problems …

  2. 2.

    Biff

    August 29, 2005 at 8:54 pm

    From the Daily News article:

    The victims will be asked to look at photo lineups of the flasher.

    With pants down or up?

  3. 3.

    goonie bird

    August 31, 2005 at 10:23 am

    Some persons just go wacko at times and it looks like this persons gone way off the deep end

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