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New Favorite Show

by John Cole|  September 3, 200512:02 am| 8 Comments

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I have a new favorite show.

Dirty Jobs on Discovery. The guy is just a laugh a minute. He was cleaning out sludge pits tonight, and someone asked him how it rated. he responded, “In Dante’s Seven Rings of Hell? About 6 1/2.”

Hehe.

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  1. 1.

    jobiuspublius

    September 3, 2005 at 12:06 am

    How much does he make? Does he have a glow about him?

  2. 2.

    Demdude

    September 3, 2005 at 12:32 am

    Sorry John, off topic, but you need to see the Geraldo Clip from Fox tonight. It’s priceless….

    Here.

  3. 3.

    bg

    September 3, 2005 at 12:40 am

    Wait till you see the one where he makes chum. Ughh.

  4. 4.

    John Cole

    September 3, 2005 at 1:02 am

    Nope. Not gonna happen. Not watching Geraldo.

  5. 5.

    JWeidner

    September 3, 2005 at 1:20 am

    Great show. I’ve been tivo-ing it for a while to catch older eps. Sewer inspector and chicken sexer were both pretty darn funny as well.

  6. 6.

    RSeton

    September 3, 2005 at 1:54 am

    I also HIGHLY reccomend MythBusters. My kids love it to.

  7. 7.

    Chris Hallquist

    September 3, 2005 at 10:37 am

    Um, was he trying to be funny by giving the wrong number of rings? He’s mixing up Dante’s Hell and the Islamic Heaven here…

    Or are the last two in Dante not rings?

    (Pardon my anal-retentive nature.)

  8. 8.

    John Cole

    September 3, 2005 at 5:21 pm

    I am probably the one who mixed it up.

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