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A Plea For Help

by John Cole|  September 5, 200512:09 pm| 20 Comments

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Will my friends on the left flank of the political spectrum please go provide some aid and comfort to Brad, whose head is reeling.

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  1. 1.

    neil

    September 5, 2005 at 12:25 pm

    I can feel the love…

  2. 2.

    Brad R.

    September 5, 2005 at 12:27 pm

    Dude, it was like microscopic gnomes sawed open my skull and flipped my brain upside down. I can’t believe I agree with Malkin about something.

  3. 3.

    Demdude

    September 5, 2005 at 12:30 pm

    I guess after reading some of Malkin’s writings, since she was right on something, the old saying of “even a stopped clock is right two times a day”.

  4. 4.

    Demdude

    September 5, 2005 at 12:31 pm

    Oh, and please John, just one a day on these. Ann Coulter being right on something today would send most of us over the edge.

  5. 5.

    ppGaz

    September 5, 2005 at 12:33 pm

    Must give Malkin her props. She is right on here.

    The “Brownie” episode accounts for about 66.6% of my outrage in this situation. It was a memorable failure of leadership on the part of Spud. I mean, the president.

  6. 6.

    John S.

    September 5, 2005 at 12:36 pm

    I think Bush got his love for nicknames from his burning desire to emulate ‘The Gipper’.

  7. 7.

    cd6

    September 5, 2005 at 12:36 pm

    Obviously, somebody’s hacked michelle malkin’s website and replaced its usual content with logic.

  8. 8.

    demimondian

    September 5, 2005 at 12:56 pm

    Nah, Brad, you don’t have to feel good about what she’s written. She talks about holding her two kids close and praying…as a good leftie, all you need to do is “nurture your children’s well-being”.

    Of course, I’m a bad leftie…I’m off to cuddle my kids and pray.

  9. 9.

    CaseyL

    September 5, 2005 at 12:56 pm

    No, Michelle is denouncing Michael Brown in order to protect Bush.

    Look: Brown deserves to be not just fired, but horsewhipped, and then put in prison for years and years.

    But who put him in charge?

    Who said “Brownie, you’re doing one heck of a job”?

    Who has not said, “Brownie, you screwed the pooch on this one. Get out of my sight. Get out of my way. I’m gonna turn FEMA over to someone who knows what they’re doing”?

  10. 10.

    ppGaz

    September 5, 2005 at 1:00 pm

    Who has not said, “Brownie, you screwed the pooch on this one. Get out of my sight.

    I think that was said by Mrs. Brownie.

  11. 11.

    hadenoughofthisyet

    September 5, 2005 at 1:05 pm

    You know, these occasional glimpses of intellectual honesty are the only things that continue to give me at least a little bit of hope for our country.

  12. 12.

    James Emerson

    September 5, 2005 at 1:19 pm

    We pretty much have to dismiss everything that comes out of Malkins mouth (or keyboard) as being self interested and politically motivated.

    In regards to Brown, I think the quote of the week is this: “He’s done a hell of a job, because I’m not aware of any Arabian horses being killed in this storm,” said Kate Hale, former Miami-Dade emergency management chief.

    Read the whole article It seethes with righteous anger.

  13. 13.

    Tim F

    September 5, 2005 at 1:22 pm

    Who has not said, “Brownie, you screwed the pooch on this one. Get out of my sight. Get out of my way. I’m gonna turn FEMA over to someone who knows what they’re doing”?

    Under Clinton responsibility for everything that went wrong always ended at the president’s desk. Funny how things change.

  14. 14.

    SeesThroughIt

    September 5, 2005 at 1:35 pm

    Under Clinton responsibility for everything that went wrong always ended at the president’s desk. Funny how things change.

    Funny indeed. While it’s good that even a lamebrain like Malkin can see how horrible “Brownie” is, I, like some S,N commenters, wonder if Malkin (and others) will take the next step and begin to notice the incredibly destructive pattern of Bush appointing/promoting people based on loyalty rather than competence.

  15. 15.

    B. Ross

    September 5, 2005 at 2:01 pm

    Gee, I’d have to guess “no.”

  16. 16.

    Doug

    September 5, 2005 at 2:14 pm

    Brownie’s got a Presidential Medal of Freedom coming to him. No doubt about it.

  17. 17.

    Otto Man

    September 5, 2005 at 2:18 pm

    Brownie’s got a Presidential Medal of Freedom coming to him. No doubt about it.

    Well, that, or a promotion to head all of Homeland Security.

  18. 18.

    Tim F

    September 5, 2005 at 2:38 pm

    I probably ought to make clear that I’m not accusing Malkin of intentionally shielding Bush from blame by savaging some sacrificial peon, although I wouldn’t put it past the rightwing blogosphere in general. It seems like she’s genuinely pissed and I can’t imagine anybody who wouldn’t be.

    It’s probably perfectly subconscious. Nonetheless let’s have some consistency here. If every failure that happens under an administration is the fault of the president then let it be so.

  19. 19.

    jobiuspublius

    September 5, 2005 at 2:47 pm

    It’s funny to see the Malkins react when they feel betrayed, rubes. Took long enough for he mothering insticts to get glasses.

  20. 20.

    Brian

    September 5, 2005 at 5:20 pm

    Yep, she can’t come to the obvious conclusion of the Brownie appointment… that it’s just one more in a long line of right-wing bozos who are deemed competent based on loyalty to the President and little, if anything, else.

    I’m waiting for Dubya to defend Brownie by telling us what a stand-up guy he is. Though perhaps Rove sees him as a useful firewall at this point.

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