Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

Why did Dr. Oz lose? well, according to the exit polls, it’s because Fetterman won.

The revolution will be supervised.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

“More of this”, i said to the dog.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

The willow is too close to the house.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Bark louder, little dog.

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  2. 2.

    Brad R.

    John, as a New Englander, I apologize for Madden’s Brady falation. If it makes you feel better, I feel the same way about Tim McCarver and Derek Jeter

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    DougJ

    John Madden just spent then entire first quarter of the football game fellating Tom Brady on national television.

    It’s okay — it was a promo for Levitra. “You gotta love that.”

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    Mac Buckets

    Just the first quarter? It’s the fourth now, and Madden just essentially said that all you needed to win was Brady to go one-on-eleven.

    Well, we as a nation needed a new sports romance to fill the void of the Ahmad Rashad/Michael Jordan love story.

    My 23-13 prediction was looking good until Brady decided to evilly run up the score…

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    Another Jeff

    Mac Buckets,

    NOTHING will ever be worse than Ahmad Rashad with Michael Jordan.

    I mean, I really thought there were times when Ahmad was gonna ask Jordan to take him right there on the cout.

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    Jim Allen

    And you will notice that Brady’s powers of concentration are such that it didn’t distract him from the task at hand. Probably thinking about baseball, or something.

    But what I want to know is, who was the dim bulb who thought it was a good idea to have that Ozzy Osbourne animatron “sing” “Crazy Train” when the Pats were introduced?

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    Blue Neponset

    When I watch the Patriots I usually turn off the TV volume and listen to the radio announcers. They fellate all the Patriots not just Brady.

    You can hear them on WBCN. Don’t know if they do a webcast or not.

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    Otto Man

    I have Brady in one of my fantasy leagues, and even I was getting uncomfortable with the Madden fellation.

    At least it kept Madden from offering his deep insights on the game. “See? He catches the ball right there!” “Bam! He hit that guy!” I have no idea why people like Madden as a color man. The only thing worse than his commentary is his use of the telestrator.

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