ABC better clean up their act, or Brent Bozell is going to be pissed.
John Madden just spent then entire first quarter of the football game fellating Tom Brady on national television.
What about the children?
by John Cole| 13 Comments
ABC better clean up their act, or Brent Bozell is going to be pissed.
John Madden just spent then entire first quarter of the football game fellating Tom Brady on national television.
What about the children?
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Pb
I’m not going to comment on that… because I just saw The Aristocrats.
Brad R.
John, as a New Englander, I apologize for Madden’s Brady falation. If it makes you feel better, I feel the same way about Tim McCarver and Derek Jeter
DougJ
It’s okay — it was a promo for Levitra. “You gotta love that.”
Brad R.
Oh and I spelled fellation wrong. That’s OK, I’ve been chuggin’ STEEL RESERVE for the last hour or so.
Brad R.
TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOWN PATRIOTS!!!
jg
I thought Peter King from SI was dating Favre?
Mac Buckets
Just the first quarter? It’s the fourth now, and Madden just essentially said that all you needed to win was Brady to go one-on-eleven.
Well, we as a nation needed a new sports romance to fill the void of the Ahmad Rashad/Michael Jordan love story.
My 23-13 prediction was looking good until Brady decided to evilly run up the score…
DougJ
Why does Tom Brady hate America?
Another Jeff
Mac Buckets,
NOTHING will ever be worse than Ahmad Rashad with Michael Jordan.
I mean, I really thought there were times when Ahmad was gonna ask Jordan to take him right there on the cout.
Jim Allen
And you will notice that Brady’s powers of concentration are such that it didn’t distract him from the task at hand. Probably thinking about baseball, or something.
But what I want to know is, who was the dim bulb who thought it was a good idea to have that Ozzy Osbourne animatron “sing” “Crazy Train” when the Pats were introduced?
Blue Neponset
When I watch the Patriots I usually turn off the TV volume and listen to the radio announcers. They fellate all the Patriots not just Brady.
You can hear them on WBCN. Don’t know if they do a webcast or not.
Geek, Esq.
Well, the Raiders bent over for Brady last night, so I guess it was one big homo orgy.
Otto Man
I have Brady in one of my fantasy leagues, and even I was getting uncomfortable with the Madden fellation.
At least it kept Madden from offering his deep insights on the game. “See? He catches the ball right there!” “Bam! He hit that guy!” I have no idea why people like Madden as a color man. The only thing worse than his commentary is his use of the telestrator.