Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

If America since Jan 2025 hasn’t broken your heart, you haven’t loved her enough.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

Let me file that under fuck it.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

You are here: Home / Humorous / Darwin’s Disease

Darwin’s Disease

by | 17 Comments

This post is in: 

I was reading this piece on Darwin and Intelligent Design, and one line stood out:

So what would Charles Darwin have to say about the dust-up between today’s evolutionists and intelligent designers?

Probably nothing.

Shy and reclusive, Darwin disliked argument. He also was plagued by poor health. In particular, he suffered from terrible flatulence that made him reluctant to venture out in public.

Even after he became one of the most famous and controversial men of his time, he was always content to let surrogates argue his case.

I am not sure the Chicago Tribune has accurately depicted who suffers when an individual has flatulence.

Reader Interactions

17Comments

  3. 3.

    kenB

    Considerate people do indeed “suffer” from flatulence — the retention effort can be considerable, the search for appropriate emission sites annoying.

  4. 4.

    jobiuspublius

    There is no more potent flatulance than the one that even the “flatutor” suffers from terribly. He never did obtain a professorship did he?

  8. 8.

    sean

    Darwin was on to something. We have evolved. I no longer “suffer” from flatulence. In fact, I quite enjoy it sometimes.

  10. 10.

    sean

    Mr. Furious brings up a good point – maybe Darwin went to the Galapagos to perfect the “turtle” technique*

    * for the uninitiated, it is similar to the “Dutch Oven”

  11. 11.

    Krista

    We have evolved. I no longer “suffer” from flatulence. In fact, I quite enjoy it sometimes.

    As do those around you, no doubt.

  12. 12.

    Jim Allen

    If his flatulence made a sound like “honda-honda”, it would indicate an addiction to absinthe.

    Because we all know that absinthe makes the fart go “honda”.

  13. 13.

    circlethewagons

    Sean, it seems to me to be a variation on the “crop dusting” technique.

    Only with a boat.

    Dispersal on the high seas…

  16. 16.

    goonie bird

    Evolutionists are so full of balonie they could start their own delicatesen and so full of bull they would moo and so full of malarkey they could lie on a mile high stack of bibles

  17. 17.

    skip

    No wonder Cheney spends all that time hiding underground at Raven Rock! I assume the place has plenty of charcoal filters given its proximity to the PA coal mines.

Comments are closed.