Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Chutkan laughs. Lauro sits back down.

The Supreme Court is corrupt. Democrats must win in November and force court reform.

Israel is using food as a weapon of war. Unforgivable.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Never forget that he train is barreling down on Trump, even as he dances on the tracks.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” is supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

Motown is Joe-Town!

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Republicans would impeach Biden if he bit into a whole Kit Kat rather than breaking the sections apart.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

“Why isn’t this Snickers bar only a nickel?”

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

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  2. 2.

    Krista

    I’m not really seeing it, but maybe if we could find a picture of Corddry with a similar facial expression to Sullivan…

    Corddry’s a riot, but I definitely think Colbert is absolute gold.

  12. 12.

    James C.

    I doubt that Rob could top the original’s remark: “…killer muscle ass that loves to milk loads with my power glutes,” demonstrating once again that the original is quite an asshole!

  14. 14.

    Steve S

    Rob is much much more intelligent. Even when he’s not making sense, he still comes off as more intelligent than Sully.

  15. 15.

    Andrei

    Apparently Cole seems to be a bit jealous that Sullivan is making more sense as a conservative these days than Cole himself. Always fun to watch a catfight in action.

  19. 19.

    Rick

    Darrell,

    Yes, very funny. Luckily, Lord knows Andrew’s not the easiest person in the world to offend. Only the easist to mock.

    Cordially…

  20. 20.

    jb

    Sully looks like a steroid-bloated, overpaid baseball player, and analyzes politics with all the astuteness of one. Corddry may not be Colbert, but he’s closing in. Great humor and better, more trenchant political commentary than bloated, pompous sadsack NR leftover.

  21. 21.

    Krista

    In that second picture, Andrew Sullivan actually looks more like “Dr.” Phil than like Rob Corddry.

  25. 25.

    Anita Drink

    Sullivan has “the look” – it comes from steroids, growth hormone, and the AIDS cocktails. Alot of HIV+ gay men (with money) do the former to avoid the “wasting” effect that happends with HIV.

    Cordry is way funnier and smarter than Sullivan.
    Damn cuter too! But there is definitely a resemblance
    (not really found in the pix shown here, but I saw it awhile back too).

    As for Roberts, I’m sorry – he has “crazy eyes”
    It looks like he’s wearing ice blue contacts made out of candle wax. Creeps me out….

  29. 29.

    Mike

    Aw.. Y’all need to cut sully some slack. He managed to maintain some semblance of a principled position on certain issues. Well.. At least for a while. Ya gotta realize.. For him to be right on the issues means being completely opposite 95 percent of the gay community. Which essentially makes him persona non grata anyplace where more than 10 homosexuals gather socially. No clubs. No cocktail parties.. Nada. So I give him credit for holding out as long as he did. Unlike his buddy Dan Savage. This guy prints in his Seattle alt weekly, the stranger, a couple of outstanding essays laying out the reasons why opposing fascism and taking Saddam down are complete no brainers.
    Seattle, being the ass end of American politics, saw things the complete opposite. Dan lasted about 3 weeks. Printed a sort of retraction basically saying he wasn’t thinking straight. Launched into a litany of cliché bash bushisms and hasn’t looked back since. So what if the Iraqis would’ve been doomed to life under Saddam. What’s that compared to being 86’d from Seattle’s cocktail party circuit?

    So ya see what these poor slobs go through? What fun is it opposing fascism, supporting the spread of democracy and the removal of mass murdering regimes when everyone calls you names and no one invites you to their Saturday evening cocktail party anymore?

  31. 31.

    sasmith

    I love Rob Cordrry but, still, Colbert has a slight edge. Why, you ask? Because Colbert is French. Bitch.

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