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How Long Will He Last?

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Does anyone want to place a wager on how long Greg Gutfield is going to last at HuffPo if he keeps throwing grenades like this:

was just thinking, if Randall Robinson wasn’t at the Huffpo, WHAT would he be doing? If Gene Stone wasn’t blogging, WHO would he be doing? If Eve Ensler wasn’t here, how many other talking vaginas will we be faced with, not counting Gary Hart?

I now realize that Huffpo is like a bug zapper. It attracts all the pests in your big backyard to one little blog where they can be safely ignored while they die their little bug deaths. It’s what I call the Huffpo Attractive Nuisance Strategy.

Anyone want to post an over/under on Gutfield being thrown under a bus (or large SUV) by Arianna?

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  6. 6.

    Rick

    He’s the only guy there Speaking Truth to Power. Or at least, Truth to Hallucinators.

    So he’s toast.

    Cordially…

    P.S. The worst writer in Christendom (however defined) is Dorothy Gilliam of the WaPo. As I told you knucks some days ago in the John’s post calling attention to Bob Herbert’s ‘tardedness.

  7. 7.

    talboito

    That Gutfield dude has been there since day one. I don’t think he’s going anywhere.

    Sometimes he’s funny. Mostly he’s funny about boring things like the Huffington Post. So its all a wash.

  12. 12.

    Narvy

    OK, John, I went over there and read it. It was singularly unfunny. I don’t care much for HufPo, but this was … was … blecch!

    I do like Harry Shearer, though. Jon Stewart’s godfather.

  13. 13.

    Krista

    What a dick this guy is. I seem to recall that he is/was the editor of one of the ubiquitous lads’ mags out there — Stuff, maybe? I went to click on his bio, and instead of a bio, it’s another blog, and one of the lovely comments that jumped out at me was from back in August, commenting on Jessica Alba saying that she had had an eating disorder. He was of the opinion that she looks pretty damned good, so obviously, eating disorders work. Charming.

    Jessica Alba’s indisputed gorgeousness notwithstanding, it’s just such a shithead thing to say. He sounds like the type that would allow himself to grow a massive beer belly, and then bitch at his wife if she gains 5 lbs. on her ass.

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