So you have several indictments against you for nefarious fund-raising deeds, to include a charge of money-laundering. If your first instrinct is to launch a website to solicit donations for your legal defense, you might be Rep. Tom DeLay:
Tom DeLay Legal Expense Trust
The Tom DeLay Legal Expense Trust was created to help Congressman Tom DeLay defend himself against frivolous charges filed against him. All funds collected will go to pay legal bills and other costs for matters that have been approved by the U.S. House Committee on Standards of Official Conduct.
Most recently, Congressman DeLay has come under partisan liberal attacks from Travis County, Texas District Attorney Ronnie Earle and House Democrats for his conservative leadership.
Help Tom DeLay fight these frivolous charges and stop the partisan witch-hunt. Dontate $25, $50, $100 or more to the Tom DeLay Legal Expense Trust today!
I guess the spelling errors are just for added humor…