If this is the last post ever at Balloon Juice, it is because I defied everything I ever learned in math and statistics courses and went ahead and bought some lottery tickets for the $300+ million powerball.
So, if you never hear from me again, it is because I am on a beach somewhere in the Carribean, where my only worries are booking flights to my other beach house when hurricanes (created in part by my unending loyalty to the Republican party polcies that caused global warming) might come too close to my primary beach house.
Oh- and folks at the lottery commission- I refuse to do any press conferences. I don’t want criminals to know what my newly rich ass looks like.
*** Update ***
I didn’t win. Press conferences remain a non-existent worry.