Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

After dobbs, women are no longer free.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Can we lighten up on the doomsday scenarios?

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

White supremacy is terrorism.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Do we throw up our hands or do we roll up our sleeves? (hint, it’s door #2)

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Everybody saw this coming.

Democracy cannot function without a free press.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

with the Kraken taking a plea, the Cheese stands alone.

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  2. 2.

    joshua

    I will indulge your wishes if you all want a Westernized, unpopular regime in Iraq, and I too shall gloat in its troubles, but it will not be done at my expense.

    Even a criminal like myself is shocked that millions are not able to get health insurance and cannot pay for basic surgery.

    I think he’s a centrist. He’s got my vote.

  4. 4.

    Brian

    Q: General Zod, I am voting for your esteemed opponent, Hillary Clinton.

    A: Why do you say these things to me when you know I will kill you for it?

    Q. General Zod, what is your opponent’s weakness?

    A. She cares for these peop…hahaha I almost got it out with a straight face!

  6. 6.

    Jcricket

    A more stylish choice.

    I can see it now: “A cowbell in every home”

    Speaking of Zod’s health care plan, here’s a plan from Walmart to control health costs (by hiring more part time workers, firing older workers and making workers pay double for spousal coverage… oh, and shrinking 401k coverage). I was (seriously) shocked to find out the following:

    Ms. Chambers acknowledged that 46 percent of the children of Wal-Mart’s 1.33 million United States employees were uninsured or on Medicaid.

    Go free market economy, right?

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    Nitin

    Look, everyone knows that Zod is just your typical wine-sipping East Coast effete liberal. I heard that he even faked the wounds he claims to have suffered in the Great Vooron Uprising of 2302! Sure, go ahead and vote for Zod if you want the provinces of Upper Darbonia and New Gelflag to be attacked by Mutant Lizard Terrorists. But those of us who are loyal to The Second Galactic Quadrant and who truly love The Great And Beneficient Entity From Above will vote for Vice-Admiral Blegnar in the upcoming election.

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    Mac Buckets

    I’m more of a Kang guy.

    Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos (slogan: “I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.”).

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    Bruce Moomaw

    “I offer you a chance for greatness, America. Take it!”

    No, come to think of it, that one’s old.

  19. 19.

    Bruce Moomaw

    “I’m a Chtulu 2008 man myself. Why vote for the lesser evil?”

    Pah! Physics Geek, do you actually think the Great Old One will forgive you for misspelling his sacred name? Miserable, arrogant fool! Not even the Little Old Ones will do that!

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