Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

It looks like winning debates is a black job!

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

“That’s what the insurrection act is for!”

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Pelosi: “He either is stupid, or he thinks the rest of us are.” Why not both?

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

Not all heroes wear capes.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

I did not have this on my fuck 2024 bingo card.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

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A Good Night For Democrats

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Carpetbagger has a rundown. Kos has another.

More in sorrow than in anger, my advice to Republians is that if you want to start winning elections again then you’ve got to stop wearing pants.

***Update***

I should add that this post is a riff on the endless offerings of insipid more-in-sorrow-than-in-anger ‘free advice’ tossed out after the last two elections by pundits who wouldn’t care if Democrats never won another election. My point is just as valid, from a post hoc ergo propter hoc perspective, as any of the others.

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  3. 3.

    Shygetz

    If the Republicans want to get back to their winning ways, then they must push for a Cabinet-level Department of Armageddon and the Coming Rapture. That’s the only way they will be able to win the hearts and minds of the country.

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    Jimmy Jazz

    Hey Arnie, what’s your favorite TV show?

    “Lost! Vait! I vish to change mein answer! Gahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!”

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    a guy called larry

    93 Republicans took NJ and Va. guvs, took the house the next year
    05 Dems …

    Past performance does not guarantee future results…

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    Veeshir

    More in sorrow than in anger, my advice to Republians is that if you want to start winning elections again then you’ve got to stop wearing pants.

    Close, but if they want to start winning elections that have to start wearing pants.
    And grow a pair.

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