The X over Dick Cheney’s face on CNN.
Who f–king cares?
Meanwhile, I have important decisions to make. Turkey or duck tomorrow? I have ALWAYS had turkey on Thanksgiving, but maybe duck would be an interesting change.
Jeebus. I will have turkey. I don’t want to get deported to Cuba or something.
Here is the line-up so far:
Turkey (yes, I will soak it in salt water)
Gravy, Gravy, Gravy