Via Donklephant, the 2008 Kansas Science Exam:
1. Some sources suggest the earth is approximately 4.55 billion years old. Others estimate the earth is 6,012 years old. Without favoring one estimate over the other, calculate the likely age of God. Show your work.
2. The presidency of George W. Bush is an example of:
a. Heredity
b. Parasitism
c. Survival of the fittest
d. Predestination
e. Judicial activism
f. Divine intervention3. If male zebra finches are raised by foster parents of another species, the Bengalese finch, they will court female Bengalese finches instead of females of their own kind. Which statement best explains their behavior?
a. Birds are animals!
b. Imprinting
c. Gold-digging
d. What happens in Bengal stays in Bengal
e. Co-habituation
f. If you’d ever had the chance to court a Bengalese finch, you wouldn’t have to ask4. The fossil record contains:
a. Fossils
b. Gaps
c. Skips
d. A couple of hits, but mostly B-sides
e. An elaborately, not to say intelligently, designed hoax consisting of pre-aged rocks arranged in the shapes of bones, teeth, footprints and eggs5. Evolutionists claim that some moths have changed color to blend in with their background. This is an example of:
a. Assimilation
b. Tokenism
c. Natural selection
d. Hate speech
e. Social climbing
f. Mistaken identity
Heh.
jg
Bengalese finches are sexy birds man.
Justin Gardner
Hey John, the link to the actual editorial doesn’t work anymore.
Here’s the new one: http://www.startribune.com/stories/562/5735618.html
skip
You skipped a question:
If a tree fell in the forest and no one was there, would it sound like George W. Bush looks?
Krista
Don’t forget the bonus question:
When, scientifically, does pregnancy occur?
a. As soon as the sperm fertilizes the egg.
b. As soon as the girl hits puberty, because all mature eggs are babies just waiting to be born.
c. As soon as James Dobson says it occurs.
d. I’m not married, so I’m not allowed to know the answer to this question.
TallDave
Hilarious!
Thanks for sharing.
the friendly grizzly
If a man makes a statement in the forest and a feminist is not around to hear him, is he still a sexist pig?
Sine.Qua.Non
You guys are cute and this post is hilarious!
Cathy Young
Hilarious! thanks for the good laugh.
BIRDZILLA
The galapagos finches have different types of beaks for different feeding styles the WOODPECKER FINCH uses a cactus spine to probe for grubs in wood but this till dosnt prove evolution happened it dose prove INTELLEGENT DESIGN