This, for example:
Shit head John Cole says in resonse to Bush wanting to bomb Al Jazeera “Who didn’t?”
See Bush knew he would get a high five from his “Nuke the towel heads” base.
I guess I’ll have to put the assholes link here for mentioning him.
John Fuckhead Cole’s Balloon Juice
Unfortunately he has no comment section. Fucking sissy.
Because, you know, I was serious. And I have no comment section, apparently.
MMmmMMmm. More box whine, please.
John Cole
Nope. No comments here. John Cole is a nancy-boy!
John Cole
Real men have comments sections!
Jeff G
It’s like my words are fucking a ghost.
John Cole
Sissy bastard! Why don’t you have comments?
ppGaz
Have a great Turkey Day, John.
And for crissakes …. get a comments section.
Steve S
Oh look, more hyperbole. Why do you care John?
Maybe Jeff can call her professor and demand she be reprimanded or something.
John Cole
What Steve? I can’t hear you. Maybe if I had a comments section we could have an exchange of ideas, but I am too big of a pussy to do something like that.
Ancient Purple
This isn’t the comment section you are looking for.
Move along.
KC
Man, this is the funniest thread I’ve seen in a long time.
The Disenfranchised Voter
Hey Sissy, have a good thanksgiving. And the same goes for the rest of you fuckheads.
In all seriousness, I hope you all have a great one.
james richardson
These aren’t the comments you’re looking for.
Is the Comments Section Safe?
I am your Comments Section!
Your Comments Section complete me.
Open the pod bay Comments Section HAL.
Damnit Jim, I’m a Doctor not a comments section!
I could have been someone! I could have been a poster on a Comments Section!
I’ll give him a Comment he can’t refuse.
This guy obviously hasn’t spent more than three seconds at your blog.
demimondian
John — it’s all right. Really. We understand that you don’t have a comments section, because you’re a right-wing coward. You can’t fix that, of course, but…well, you can learn to be all right with it. That’s really OK — we’re forgiving lefties, you know — it’s just…how you are, you know?
Hey, y’all — have a great Thanksgiving! I’m off to start preparations with FDDD and the Demi-offspring.
Gold Star for Robot Boy
JC, if you end up with the larger part of the wishbone tomorrow, wish for a comments section.
JWeidner
All your comment section are belong to us.
aop
Hey shitberg–get a comment section, pronto.
Steve
What’s the comments section frequency Kenneth?
Kirby
Funny, when I went to their site and attempted to enter a comment it told me I had to sign up.
Therefore you could say that this site actually has a more open and transparent comment section.
This is another reason why video games are better than liberals.
In fairness to the liberals, video games are also better than conservatives.
Sine.Qua.Non
These comments are written in invisible ink…..can’t you see that?
james richardson
via Think Progress:
Patrick Fitzgerald is investigating the unauthorized leaking of a comments section by a rogue CIA offer.
Developing…
Brian
I wish you had a comment section so that I could say I wish we did bomb al-Jezeera. Since you don’t, I can’t.
yet another jeff
I love the smell of comments in the morning…smells like…comments.
Heh…they bombed CBS, why not al-Jezeera? John Fuckhead Cole? I thought Tim was the one with F. in his name….
rilkefan
Ceci n’est pas un comment.
Ancient Purple
Can’t we talk about the good things about there not being a comment section here?
Mac Buckets
President Clinton also said that there was no comments section!
Gold Star for Robot Boy
John was for comments before he was against them.
Ancient Purple
A “senior administration official” said that Gov. Blanco of Louisiana did not declare a State of Emergency before John’s comment section hit.
james richardson
Johnie, you’re doing a heck of a job! with your non-existent comments section.
btw you’re fired.
oh… no… going to “spend more time with your family.”
and play more Unreal.
Off Colfax
Now they’re saying that there’s registration required for the comments sections…
Truly this idiot is one comment short of a thread.
pleonastic piranha
if you right-wing asshole shithead had a public comment section down here where it says in bold lettering Leave a Reply, and without forcing one to go through a whole sign-up process in order to tell somebody off, i’d wish you a happy nuke-free thanksgiving.
why do you hate comment sections, john?
Ancient Purple
It’s “the registration process.” Don’t you know?
You put in your name, your email, type your comment and press “Submit Comment.”
THAT registration process.
Pardon me while I roll my eyes again.
kl
Isn’t “shithead” one word anyway? Well, Happy Thanks Giving!
Baron Elmo
Down doobie doo down down, comment section
Down doobie doo down down, comment section
Down doobie doo down down
Breaking up is haaaaaaard too-oo-oo do.
DecidedFenceSitter
Happy Thanksgiving to all, my little alternate personalities.
For if there is no comments section, then I’m not actually typing this, and thus I must be crazy.
Though I want to know what I was smoking to create John, PPGAZ, and DougJ among others and whether I’d be willing to share with myself.
Happy Thanksgiving to All (and thus myself).
DecidedFenceSitter
And on a side note, what is amusing is that you have to be a member of the forum that she is which includes getting spam from them.
So she is apparently even MORE afraid of comments.
rs
Why is an anonymous poster at an obscure site worth your indignation?I could understand it if one of your blogging peers made the charge,but it looks the same as if Digby got pissed off about something-actually,anything-Stormy70 wrote in your comment section.
Josh
The left whinge is indeed divorced from reality.
Krista
No comments
Farix
It’s clear that he really hasn’t visited this site. Otherwise, he would have known that what he said about the comments section here is 100% false. Either that or it’s another sign that Liberals are congenital liars.
Davebo
It’s that fucktard John Cole’s lack of a comment section that keeps me firmly entrenched in the Green Party.
Careful frying those turkey’s folks!
Vlad
Happy thanksgiving, Mr. Fuckhead-Cole.
W.B. Reeves
It’s the post modernist, post structural, post rational analysis. Since there is no objective text or narrative, only subjective perceptions, it follows that comments don’t exist! You may think you’re commenting on another’s opinion but you’re really just recycling your own subjective perception, which is all that really exists anyway! Or does it? Call it post comment theory.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Jcricket
Yeah, one nut-job makes liberals congenital liars. Just like all Republicans should be judged by everyone on free republic or LGF.
And how come he failed to call John a “Rethuglican”. That’s a cryin’ shame.
Fuckhead’s are on the march?
Just a few fuck-enders?
You fuck with the head you have, not the head you wish you had?
Sojourner
It is unpatriotic and against G-d’s will to not have a comments section.
Nonetheless, freedom is on the march and the insurgency is in its last throes.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Pb
This is so stupid. If only there was some way for me to comment about that. Oh well, probably not worth it anyhow.
Cheers! :)
Birkel
If only this blog had been intelligently designed, I’m sure it would have a comments section.
(You guys tried to take all the good ones but left ID on the table? Apparently Thanksgiving is slowing your thinking.)
Happy Thanksgiving.
Gray
I really dunno how he does it, but sometimes Mr. Cole sounds like a human being and not like the f***tard right wing apologist in a moderate’s skin that he is…(multiple personality?) :D
Happy Thanksgiving, John.
The Disenfranchised Voter
Thank you. Nice job, getting to the moron before I did.
Sine.Qua.Non
Liar commenter.