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You are here: Home / TV & Movies / Movies / Sayanora Sayonara*, Mr. Miyagi

Sayanora Sayonara*, Mr. Miyagi

by John Cole|  November 25, 200511:58 am| 8 Comments

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Pat Morita, RIP.

* Apparently, my Japanese spelling is as bad as my English.

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8Comments

  1. 1.

    Faux News

    November 25, 2005 at 12:01 pm

    Wax on, wax off.

  2. 2.

    Mac Buckets

    November 25, 2005 at 12:09 pm

    Underrated.

  3. 3.

    Rusty Shackleford

    November 25, 2005 at 1:30 pm

    They always die in 3’s – Pat Morita, George Best (Intl soccer star) and…

    …who’s next?

  4. 4.

    RPin

    November 25, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    You may want to fix that: It’s spelled Sayonara, not Sayanora.

  5. 5.

    Mac Buckets

    November 25, 2005 at 4:17 pm

    They always die in 3’s – Pat Morita, George Best (Intl soccer star)

    A Japanese and an Irishman — guess which one drank himself to death.

  6. 6.

    Mason

    November 25, 2005 at 4:43 pm

    Or you could use Hiragana… さよなら ;)

    (next semester, I’ll give you the Kanji!)

  7. 7.

    Andrew J. Lazarus

    November 25, 2005 at 5:01 pm

    First known agreement with Mac Buckets.

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