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Heh.

by John Cole|  November 28, 20058:50 pm| 12 Comments

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Indeed.

The only sad thing about this adoption?

No breast feeding.

*** Update ***

Cwealm (8:50:41 PM): Heh
INDCBill (8:53:41 PM): good thing those two ugly bastards aint passing on their genes

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  1. 1.

    Krista

    November 28, 2005 at 9:07 pm

    Looks like someone needs to go rent Gia.

  2. 2.

    Jane Finch

    November 28, 2005 at 9:16 pm

    Hmmm…wonder if Bill has a picture that’s publicly available?

  3. 3.

    John Cole

    November 28, 2005 at 9:21 pm

    Sarcasm, Jane.

    Look it up.

  4. 4.

    Jane Finch

    November 28, 2005 at 9:24 pm

    Darn, I keep missing the nuances of the in-kids.

  5. 5.

    Sine.Qua.Non

    November 28, 2005 at 11:25 pm

    She probably has her breasts pierced anyways… (XXXing out the rest of what I wrote). She’s a great actress.

  6. 6.

    Steve S

    November 28, 2005 at 11:54 pm

    I’m sure they both are incredibly talented, in multiple positions.

  7. 7.

    Sickduck

    November 29, 2005 at 1:09 am

    So she adopted some orphans and he went along to help. What did they do that was so terrible that you all dumped on them? You’re running out of victims to inflict your humor on?

  8. 8.

    Kimmitt

    November 29, 2005 at 1:47 am

    In all honesty, everything I’ve seen about Pitt indicates that he’s a pretty decent fellow.

  9. 9.

    Hubris

    November 29, 2005 at 9:05 am

    I think Angelina and Brad will somehow be able to weather the joke. Perhaps they could have wonderful sex on a big pile of money to assuage the pain they felt after never reading this.

  10. 10.

    Mac Buckets

    November 29, 2005 at 11:46 am

    In all honesty, everything I’ve seen about Pitt indicates that he’s a pretty decent fellow.

    Except the way he dumped his wife for that floozy! He ain’t nothin’ but a dog!(/Springer)

  11. 11.

    Jon H

    November 29, 2005 at 9:57 pm

    “Except the way he dumped his wife for that floozy!”

    Eh, at least he didn’t knock her up first. And she’s set for life, money wise (on her own, and also if she gets anything from the marriage assets).

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