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by John Cole|  December 17, 20059:33 pm| 10 Comments

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I forgot there were two football games today and did not update my Fantasy Football lineups and Tiki Barber ran for 220 yards and two touchdowns and I had him benched and ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

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  1. 1.

    Pooh

    December 17, 2005 at 9:39 pm

    This is why my life is better this year, not playing Fantasy.

  2. 2.

    zzyzx

    December 17, 2005 at 9:46 pm

    Actually there are three games :)

  3. 3.

    Ozymandias

    December 17, 2005 at 10:22 pm

    Heh, poor John Cole.

    I had a blast watching the Pats rip the Bucs to shreds. Though I admit I did start feeling sorry for their poor QB. Kid never really had much of a chance.

  4. 4.

    hairofthedawg

    December 17, 2005 at 11:55 pm

    I don’t know you well enough to call you a dumb ass, but that’s what I’m thinking. I know of what I speak.

    cheers,

    Dick

  5. 5.

    RTO Trainer

    December 18, 2005 at 12:10 am

    You benched Barber last week?

    In favor of who?

  6. 6.

    John Cole

    December 18, 2005 at 10:05 am

    Edge and Portis.

  7. 7.

    MMM

    December 18, 2005 at 10:09 am

    fyi – Steelers play at one on Sunday

  8. 8.

    Houstonboy

    December 18, 2005 at 10:24 am

    That’s never happened to me

    /ya right

    I do feel your pain.

  9. 9.

    RTO Trainer

    December 18, 2005 at 3:06 pm

    At least you’re deep enough at RB to make that kind of choice. Still….

  10. 10.

    GridIrdon Gods

    December 19, 2005 at 1:14 am

    I wish my opponent benched Tiki, his performance killed me this week. Out of the playoffs already dammmmmiiiittttt!!!!

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