Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it’s a trap.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

with the Kraken taking a plea, the Cheese stands alone.

This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Do we throw up our hands or do we roll up our sleeves? (hint, it’s door #2)

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

The press swings at every pitch, we don’t have to.

I was confident that someone would point it out and thought why not me.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

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  5. 5.

    Mr Furious

    Numbers 624-627 on the petition:

    627 11:30 am PST, Dec 19 Saddam Hussein Baghdad
    626 11:28 am PST, Dec 19 Mary Jo Kopechne Chappaquiddick
    625 11:20 am PST, Dec 19 Patrick Monk.RN San Francisco
    624 11:15 am PST, Dec 19 Osama bin Laden Secret

    Seriously.

  7. 7.

    Jim Gierlach

    Aren’t there enough socialist gasbags willing to proclaim how humbled they are (Hillary, call your office slaves) by the great good common sense shown by the unwashed masses who have recognized the obvious superiority of (insert socialist gasbag’s name here) yada, yada, yada ad nauseum…

    Bill Moyers!! FCS will somebody please suffocate him with his homemade MENSA pillow?
    JRG

  9. 9.

    M. Scott Eiland

    If I wanted to be led by pond scum, I’d just go to the park and get some of the real stuff, then send it to D.C. parcel post.

    There must be lower forms of life out there than the man who approved the Daisy ad, but you’d have to look under whale feces to find them.

  10. 10.

    Blue Shark

    Hmmm.
    …Articulate
    …Well-reasoned
    …Fair-minded
    …Gracious
    …Research oriented

    …Why on earth would we want any of these qualities in a president when GWB is doing A-Heck-of-a-Job?

  11. 11.

    Steve S

    If I wanted to be led by pond scum, I’d just go to the park and get some of the real stuff, then send it to D.C. parcel post.

    If I wanted to be led by pond scum, I would have voted for GW Bush.

    DOH!

  12. 12.

    Bilwick

    I hope Pious Parson Bill won’t have the chutzpah to complain if Republicans run “dirty” tv ads against him.

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